Ordering Pizza in 2010

Watch the moving curser!

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From: PG
A clothesline was a news forecast
To neighbors passing by.
There were no secrets you could keep
When clothes were hung to dry.

It also was a friendly link,
For neighbors always knew
If company had stopped on by
To spend a night or two.

For then you'd see the fancy sheets
And towels upon the line;
You'd see the company tablecloths
With intricate design.
The line announced a baby's birth
To folks who lived inside,
As brand new infant clothes were hung
So carefully with pride.

Have a Great Day Neighbor
John 3:16 For God so loved the world.

And You Thought You Had a Bad Day?

-- Watch this Incredibly Inspiring Video

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  My letter to Mr. Johnson of the EPA...  

 The EPA has approved nano silver as a surface cleaner, because it is safe, effective and non toxic......now they want to call it a pesticide?   Hellooooo  See the hypocrisy here????

 Please write this guy asking him not to now call it a pesticide!!!  (.gov)   johnson.stephen@epa.gov   

Jacquie Lawson painting

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 1.. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP??
AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence.

2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS.?
Police in Oakland , CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line, shouting, 'Please come out and give yourself up.'

3. WHAT WAS PLAN B????
An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines, wherein the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts

4. THE GETAWAY!?
A man walked into a Topeka , Kansas Kwik Stop and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until police showed up and grabbed him.

5. DID I SAY THAT????
Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words: 'Give me all your money or I'll shoot', the man shouted, 'that's not what I said!'

6. ARE WE COMMUNICATING????
A man spoke frantically into the phone: 'My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart'. 'Is this her first child?' the doctor asked. 'No!' the man shouted, 'This is her husband!'

7. NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED!
In Modesto , CA , Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun. Unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket. (hellooooooo)!

8. THE GRAND FINALE!!!?
 Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, CA, some folks, new to boating, were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get their brand new 22 foot boat, going. It was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power they applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go, they putted into a nearby marina, thinking someone there may be able to tell them what was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed everything in perfect working condition The engine ran fine, the out-drive went up and down, and the propeller was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard.
 NOW REMEMBER... THIS IS TRUE.  (I have my doubts...the straps go from the trailer over the top side of the boat...to hold the boat in place, plus the winch at the front would be unmistakable!!!!)
 Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer

  Matthew 11:28 Come to me, all you who labor and are burdened, and I will give you rest.

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    & nbsp;   &n bsp;   &nb sp;   &nbs p;     ;          After today, no more reading.

Katie Couric, Charlie Gibson, Brian Williams and a tough old U. S. Marine Sergeant were captured by terrorists in Iraq ... 

    & nbsp;   &n bsp;   &nb sp;  The leader of the terrorists told  them he'd grant each of them one last request before they were beheaded and  dragged naked through the streets.

Katie Couric said, 'Well, I'm a Southerner, so I'd like one last plate of  fried chicken.' The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with  the chicken. Couric ate it all and said, 'Now I can die content.'  

Charlie Gibson said, 'I'm living in ' New York , so I'd like to hear the  song 'The Moon and Me one last time.' The terrorist's leader nodded to another  terrorist who had studied the Western world and knew the music. He returned  with some rag-tag musicians and played the song. Gibson was satisfied. 

Brian Williams said, 'I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen. Maybe,  someday, someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till the end.'

The  leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and Williams dictated  his comments. He then said, 'Now I can die happy.'  

The leader turned and said, 'And now, Mr. US Marine, what is your final  wish?'  

'Kick me in the ass,' said the Marine.

'What?' asked the leader, 'Will you mock us in your last hour?'  

'No, I'm NOT kidding. I want you to kick me in the ass,' insisted the Marine.  

So the leader shoved him into the yard and kicked him in the ass. The Marine  went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm pistol from inside  his cammies and shot the leader dead. In the resulting confusion, he emptied  his sidearm on six terrorists, with his knife he slashed the throat of one with  an AK-47, which he took, and sprayed the rest of the terrorists killing  another 11!

In a flash, all of them were either dead or fleeing for their lives.  

As the Marine was untying Couric, Gibson and Williams, they asked him, ' Why  didn't you just shoot them all in the first place? Why did you ask him to  kick you in the ass?'

'What!?!' replied the Marine, 'and have you three assholes report that I was the aggressor....?

What really brought down the US Air A-320 ?
The very dangerous Muslim Sand Goose
( They are flying to the USA undeteced ! )

Taken from Dr. Mercola's bulletin

While the technology covered by 60 Minutes is still very basic, I wasn't aware that the field had already developed as much as it had. Additionally, there are more complex programs already underway.

The U.S. Army recently awarded a five-year, $4-million contract to a coalition of scientists from the University of California at Irvine, Carnegie Mellon University, and the University of Maryland to develop "thought helmets."
  
The helmets would ultimately be used to capture soldiers' brainwaves and then translate them into radio waves that could be heard by other troops. The idea is to have a silent form of communication that could be used among soldiers on the battlefield, and TIME magazine reported that the Army hopes the project will "lead to direct mental control of military systems by thought alone."

Delving even deeper into the fairly new world of neuroscience reveals a far more disturbing new trend: neuromarketing.

Should Marketers Have Access to Your Brain?

Marketing agencies have already sprung up all over the world that offer corporations something that was unheard of just a few decades ago: a glimpse into consumers' minds. Using functional magnetic resonance imaging (fMRI) and other techniques marketers are trying to figure out why consumers choose to buy certain products, and what area of the brain is involved when they do.

They claim to be able to help companies develop brands and marketing materials that will appeal to people's deeper emotions, bypassing your brain's "filters" that normally censor what you see and hear -- and help you decide what is important and worthy of your time and attention.

Experts are predicting that neuromarketing will soon be a part of just about every corporation's marketing plans. And although companies have already tried novel approaches to get your business -- such as controlling your mind through your sense of smell -- something about delving into your brain seems even more obtrusive and eerie.

The good news is that neuromarketing is still in its very beginning stages, and technology is still a long way off from being able to sway your decisions, or even understand all of their complexities.

At least for now, your private thoughts are still your own.

Marriage changes passion.
Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it.
So I said 'Implants?' She hit me.

How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for MissAmerica?
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

When I was young we used to go 'skinny dipping,' now I just 'chunky dunk.'

Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!

Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

Wouldn't you know it....
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.

Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?

Bumper sticker of the year:
'If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English, thank a soldier'

And remember: life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

    & nbsp;  Proverb 3:29 Plot no evil against your neighbor

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Luke 6:41  Why do you notice the splinter in your brother's eye, but do not perceive the wooden beam in your own?

The "Real" Story on the Calico Buck

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     & nbsp;    The Banister of Life...with Maxine

As You Slide Down the Banister of Life,

    & nbsp;   &n bsp;    Just Remember:

1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written

    An impressive n ew book.  It's called ......

   'Minist ers Do More Than Lay People'

2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink

    And be Mary.

3. The difference between the Pope and

    Your boss,  the Pope only expects you

    To kiss his ring.

4. My mind works like lightning, One brilliant

    Flash  and it is gone.

5. The only time the world beats a path to

    Y our door is if you're in  the bathroom.

 6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once.

    The seat folded up, the drink spilled and

    That ice, well, it really chilled the mood.

7. It used to be only death and taxes

    N ow, of course, there's

    s hipping and handling, too.

8 A husband is someone who, after taking

    & nbsp;the trash out, gives the impression that

     he just cleaned the whole house.

9 My next house will have no kitchen - just

    Vending machines and a  large trash can.

10. A blonde said, 'I was worried that my

       Mechanic might try to rip me off.

    & nbsp; I was relieved when he told me all

    & nbsp; I needed was turn signal fluid.'

11. Definition of a teenager?

     God's punishment...for enjoying sex.   

12. As you slide down the banister of life, may

    & nbsp;The splinters never point the wrong way!

    & nbsp;   &n bsp;   &nb sp;    May God bless you all!

If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!!  

  
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes   about how hard things were.
When they were growing up; what with walking   Twenty-five miles to school every morning..   ... Uphill...BOTH ways....Yadda, yadda, yadda
  And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell   I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it and   how easy they've got it!  
But now that... I'm over the ripe old age of Thirty, I can't help but look around and   notice the youth of today.  
You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia!
  And I hate to say it but you kids today you don't know how good you've got it!   I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet.
If we wanted to know something,   We had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalogue or in   an encyclopedia, not on Wikipedia!!  

There was no email!! We had to actually write somebody a letter, with a pen!
Then you   had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox and it would take like   a week to get there!  

 There were no MP3's or Napster! If you wanted to steal music, you had to hitchhike to the   damn record store and shoplift it yourself!  
Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio and the DJ'd usually talk over the   beginning and @#*% it all up!  

We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone and somebody else   called they got a busy signal, that's it!   And we didn't have fancy Caller ID either! When the phone rang, you had no idea who it   was! It could be your school, your mom, your boss, your Bookie, your drug dealer, a   collections agent, you just didn't know!!!
You had to pick it up and take your chances,   mister!  

 We didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation video games with high-resolution
3-D graphics!   We had the Atari 2600! With games like 'Space Invaders' and 'Asteroids'.
Your guy was a   little square! You actually had to use your imagination!! And there were no multiple levels or   screens, it was just one screen forever!   And you could never win.
The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster   until you died! Just like LIFE!  
Sure, we had cable television, but back then it was only channels 2 thru 13, and sometimes if   you were lucky, you got a few channels between 14 and 63. There was no on screen menu and   no remote control! You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on!  
    You were screwed when it came to channel surfing! You had to get off your ass and walk over to   the TV to change the channel.
    There was no Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons   on Saturday Morning.
    Do you Hear what I'm saying!?! We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you   spoiled little rats! 

  And we didn't have microwaves, if we wanted to heat something up we had to use the stove ...   Imagine that!   If we wanted Popcorn, we had to use that stupid Jiffy Pop thing and shake it over the stove forever like an idiot.  
      That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids Today have got it too easy. You're spoiled. You guys wouldn't have lasted Five minutes back in 1980!   Regards,   The over 30 Crowd

Gas Price Blues...

Think a gallon of gas is getting too expensive? 

Here are some items compared with Gasoline

This makes one think, and also puts things in perspective.

Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 ........ $10.32 per gallon 

Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19...........$9.52 per gallon

Gatorade20 oz $1.59 ..... $10.17 per gallon

Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25........$10.00 per gallon

Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15.....$33.60 per gallon

Vick's Nyquil 6 oz $8.35...$178.13 per gallon

Pepto Bismal 4 oz   $3.85......$123.20 per gallon

Whiteout 7 oz  $1.39........$25.42 per gallon

Scope 1.5 oz  $0.99.....$84.48 per gallon 

And this is the REAL KICKER...

Evian water 9 oz $1.49..........$21.19 per gallon?!  $21.19 for WATER - and the buyers don't even know the source.

So, the next time you're at the pump, be glad your car doesn't run on water, Scope, or Whiteout, or God forbid Pepto Bismal or Nyquil.

Just a little humor to help ease the high gas price blues on your next trip to the pump...

Have a great day!

Just because all of above is true doesn't mean
we have to accept any of it quietly.

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about you. He sends you flowers every spring and a sunrise every morning

THE FIVE RIDDLES

• 1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of
  assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that
  haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go
out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

Black Red Gray

• 2. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?

4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words
Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday?

5. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious as to just how quickly
you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so ordinary
and plain that you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact,
nothing is wrong with it! It is highly unusual though. Study it and
think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you
work at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do so without any
coaching!

    & nbsp;   &n bsp;   &nb sp;   THE ANSWERS TO
    & nbsp;   &n bsp;   &nb sp;  THE FIVE RIDDLES         

    & nbsp;   &n bsp;   &nb sp;   &nbs p;     ;         & nbsp;   &n bsp;   &nb sp;   &nbs p;    Answers:  

1 The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.
That one was easy, right?    

2. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband,
developed it, and hung it up to dry (shot; held under water; an hung).

3. Charcoal, as it is used in barbecuing.    

4. Sure you can name three consecutive days, yesterday, today, and
tomorrow!    

5. The letter e, which is the most common letter used in the English
language, does not appear even once in the paragraph.  


How did you do?   &nbs p;  

Luke 6:32 For if you love those who love you, what credit is that to you?  ( Jesus show me how to love those that don't love me!)

Happy As Kings

"The world is so full of a number of things, I'm sure we should all be as happy as kings." Robert Louis Stevenson

> COFFEE FILTERS > >  Not just for making Coffee anymore.... > >

  1. Cover bowls or dishes when cooking in the microwave. Coffee filters make > excellent covers. > > 

 2. Clean windows and mirrors. Coffee filters are lint-free so they'll leave > windows sparkling. > >  

3. Protect China . Separate your good dishes by putting a coffee filter between > each dish. > > 

 4. Filter broken cork from wine. If you break the cork when opening a wine > bottle, filter the wine through a coffee filter. > >  

5. Protect a cast-iron skillet. Place a coffee filter in the skillet to absorb > moisture and prevent rust. > >

  6. Apply shoe polish. Ball up a lint-free coffee filter.. > >  

7. Recycle frying oil. After frying, strain oil through a sieve lined with a > coffee filter. > > 

 8. Weigh chopped foods. Place chopped ingredients in a coffee filter on a > kitchen scale. > > 

 9. Hold tacos. Coffee filters make convenient wrappers for messy foods. >

 >  10. Stop the soil from leaking out of a plant pot. Line a plant pot with a > coffee filter to prevent the soil from going through the drainage holes. >

>  11. Prevent a Popsicle from dripping. Poke one or two holes as needed in a > coffee filter. > >  

12. Do you think we used expensive strips to wax eyebrows?? Use strips of > coffee filters. > >  

13. Put a few in a plate and put your fried bacon, French fries, chicken > fingers, etc on them. Soaks out all the grease. > > 

 14. Keep in the bathroom.They make Great Razor Nick fixers >

Exodus 22:26 If he cries out to me, I will hear him; for I am compassionate.

There is no psychiatrist in the world
like a puppy licking your face. (It will be short lived
 if it licks  mine!!!)
-Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that
loves you more than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer
person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney

Dogs love their friends & bite their enemies,
quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love &
always have to mix love & hate.
-Anonymous

Anybody who doesn't know what soap
tastes like never washed a dog.
- Franklin P. Jones

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise
-Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because
Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein

Women and cats will do as they please,
and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous,
he will not bite you; that is the principal difference
between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain

Dogs are not our whole life,
but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits
in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret

Life is too short for drama & petty things,
so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.

Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2009

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

From: Health e-tips 

Where credit is due

Normally, when I write about giving credit where credit is due, I'm referring to some typically mainstream publication or media outlet that mentions natural medicine or alternative therapies in a positive way. But this time, I'd like to give credit to a different group: The 70 percent of Americans who didn't get a flu shot this season.

Of course public health officials are up in arms about the drastic drop-off. But they shouldn't be surprised: Year after year, reports emerge that flu shots just aren't very effective. In 2004, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention published a study that concluded that "the 2003-2004 influenza vaccine was not effective or had very low effectiveness against 'influenza-like illness.'" And the situation hasn't changed much -- if at all -- since then.

(When even most health care practitioners won't take it..that's a good sign something is wrong!!!)

  Nutrition & Health

I knew things were bad, but I didn't know they were THIS bad: According to an article I read recently, 1 billion people worldwide are deficient in vitamin D. If that's not proof positive that the current recommendations for this nutrient are dismally low, I don't know what is. And now, scientists and other leading academic experts from across the globe are finally seeing the light that Dr. Wright has been shining on this problem for years.

In fact, 18 researchers from the University of California are leading a "call to action," urging health authorities to raise the current daily recommendation from a measly 200- 400 IU per day to 2,000 IU per day.

Leading this movement is University of California scientist Anthony Norman, who commented that "The amount of research that is currently available provides us enough information to release such a consensus at this time." And he went on to say that "while more research on this topic is highly desirable, it should not delay recommending a 2,000 IU daily intake of vitamin D for most people."

This is a funny about the Baby Boomers  (Ends with gz )

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As I came out of the supermarket that sunny day, pushing my cart of groceries towards my car, I saw an old man with the hood of his car up and a lady sitting inside the car, with the door open.

The old man was looking at the engine. I put my groceries away in my car and continued to watch the old gentleman from about twenty five feet away.

I saw a young man in his early twenties with a grocery bag in his arm, walking towards the old man. The old gentleman saw him coming, too, and  took a few steps towards him.  I saw the old gentleman point to his open hood and say something.

The young man put his grocery bag into what looked like a brand new Cadillac Escalade and then turn back to the old man and I heard him yell at the old gentleman saying, "You shouldn't even be allowed to drive a car at your age." And then with a wave of his hand, he got  in his car and peeled  rubber out of the parking lot.

I saw the old gentleman pull out his handkerchief and mop his brow as he went back to his car and again looked at the engine. He then went to his wife and spoke with her and appeared to tell her it would  be okay.  I had seen enough and I approached the old man. He saw me coming an stood straight and as I got near him I said, "Looks like you're having a problem."

He smiled sheepishly and quietly nodded his head. I looked under the hood myself and knew that whatever the problem was, it was beyond me. Looking around I saw a gas station up the road and told the old man that I would be right back. I drove to the station and went inside and saw three attendants working on cars.  I approached one of them and related the problem the old man had with his car and offered to pay them if they could follow me back down and help him.

The old man had pushed the heavy car under the shade of a tree and appeared to be comforting his wife. When he saw us he straightened up and thanked me for my help.  As the mechanics diagnosed the problem (overheated engine) I spoke with the old gentleman.

When I shook hands with him earlier he had noticed my Marine Corps ring and had commented about it, telling me that he had been a Marine too. I nodded and asked the usual question,

"What outfit did you serve with?"

He had mentioned that he served with the first Marine Division at Tarawa, Saipan, Iwo Jima and  Guadalcanal  .  He had hit all the big ones and retired from the Corps after the war was over As we talked we heard the car engine come on and saw the mechanics lower the hood. They came over to us as the old man reached for his wallet, but was stopped by me and I told him I would just put the bill on my AAA card.

He still reached for the wallet and handed me a card that I assumed had his name and address on it and I stuck it in my pocket. We all shook hands all round again and I said my goodbye's to his wife.

I then told the two mechanics that I would follow them back up to the station.  Once at the station I told them that they had interrupted their own jobs to come along with me and help the old man.  I said I wanted to pay for the help, but they refused to charge me.  One of them pulled out a card from his pocket looking exactly like the card the old man had given to me. Both of the men told me then, that they were Marine Corps Reserves. Once again we shook hands all around and as I was leaving, one of them told me I should look at the card the old man had given to me.

I said I would and drove off.

For some reason I had gone about two blocks when I pulled over and took the card out of my pocket and looked at it for a long, long time. The name of the old gentleman was on the card in golden leaf and under his name........ "Congressional Medal of Honor Society."

I sat there motionless looking at the card and reading it over and over. I looked up from the card and smiled to no one but myself and marveled  that on this day, four Marines had all come together, because one of us needed help.  He was an old man all right, but it felt good to have stood next to greatness and courage and an honor to have been in his presence.

" Remember, old men and today's young men, like him, gave us all the FREEDOM we enjoy in America "

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards." 


The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This trucker out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running Boards."

"What good ‘ol boy think... that this place is, an auto parts store?"   

"No," the cook said.   "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon."

"Oh, OK!" said the new blonde waitress. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.

The trucker asked, "What are the beans for Blondie?"

I LOVE THIS PART.......... 

She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!" 
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FOR ONCE THE SMARTER FEMALE GETS EVEN !