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The 1 Minute Cure
04.30.09 (4:44 pm)   [edit]

This approx 6 minute video tells of a new 1 minute cure for cancer and just about all
diseases... I figured out how it's done because of 2 clues in the video, checked it out on google and Bingo!! Tons of reasearch has been done on it, and it could well wipe out the pharmecutical industry.  They are selling a book on how to use and do the cure.
I just ordered the stuff, but also ordered the book on Amazon for 4.99 + 3.99 postage, though I believe I know to do it...will double check with the book for sure!
Check out the video...it will open in a new window by clicking on it...though there are multiple copies of the link!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUxomebBtBQ" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUxomebBtBQ" target="_blank"http://www.youtube.com/watch?...

 
Petition Congress Re: FDA
04.29.09 (4:18 pm)   [edit]

Seven Scientists within the FDA have appealed to Congress

To be able to tell the truth, regarding drugs the FDA simply

Wants to approve.

You can help them by signing this petition to Congress, to

 totally  reform the FDA.  Those who do what the FDA says are

 rapidly promoted, the others suffer humiliation...Please

sign the petition...read it first!!!  (Ends with hh)  Opens in new

 window.

 

http://tinyurl.com/7zkphh" title="http://tinyurl.com/7zkphh" target="_blank"http://tinyurl.com/7zkphh

 

 

 
Genie
04.29.09 (3:39 pm)   [edit]

A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains without water.

His horse has already died of thirst.

He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden
he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him.

He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks to be an old briefcase.

He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie. She is wearing a FEMA
(Federal Emergency Management Agency) ID badge and a dull gray dress.

There's a calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear. 'Well, cowboy,'
says the genie.. 'You know how I work....You have three wishes.'

'I'm not falling for this,' said the cowboy... 'I'm not going trust a FEMA genie...'

'What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it looks like you're a goner anyway!'

The cowboy thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is right.

'OK!, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and drink.'

***POOF***

The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen, and he is surrounded
with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.

'OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish?'

'My second wish is that I was rich beyond my wildest dreams.'

***POOF***

The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems.

'OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish.  Better make it a good one!'

After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says... 'I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful
women will want and need me.'

***POOF***

He was turned into a toothbrush.

The moral of the story:

If the government offers to help you, there's going to be a string attached

 
Sign the Isreal Pledge???
04.28.09 (9:59 pm)   [edit]

The Isreal Pledge

We believe that the Jewish people have a right to live in their ancient land of Israel, and that the modern State of Israel is the fulfillment of this historic right.

We maintain that there is no excuse for acts of terrorism against Israel and that Israel has the same right as every other nation to defend her citizens from such violent attacks.

We pledge to stand with our brothers and sisters in Israel and to speak out on their behalf whenever and wherever necessary until the attacks stop and they are finally living in peace and security with their.

(Ends with ltj)

http://tinyurl.com/djmltj" title="http://tinyurl.com/djmltj" target="_blank"http://tinyurl.com/djmltj

 

 
CODE RED ALERT (kinda)Re:Bioengineered "swine" Flu
04.28.09 (10:40 am)   [edit]

Don't Panic: 7 FACTS About 'Swine Flu'

With all the sensationalized news about the so-called swine flu flying around, I figured we'd better set all the facts straight.

  1. So far, only 82 cases of so-called swine flu have been definitively identified worldwide, mostly in Mexico (26 confirmed, 7 deaths) and the U.S.(with 40 confirmed, no deaths). (Though about 1600 suspected cases, including 159 deaths, are reported in Mexico.) That does not add up to a pandemic swine flu outbreak.
  2. This virus has nothing to do with swine. In fact, it hasn't been seen in a single animal. And you can't possibly get it from eating pork.
  3. No existing vaccines can prevent this new flu strain. So no matter what you hear - even if it comes from your doctor - don't get a regular flu shot. They rarely work against seasonal flu...and certainly can't offer protection from a never-before- seen strain.
  4. Speaking of this strain, it doesn't seem to have come on naturally. According to the World Health Organization (WHO), this particular strain has never before been seen in pigs or people. And according to Reuters, the strain is a 'genetic mix' of swine, avian and human flu. Was it created in a lab? We don't know yet.
  5. The drug companies are getting excited...and that's never a good thing. According to the Associated Press at least one financial analyst estimates up to $388 million worth of Tamiflu sales in the near future - and that's without a pandemic outbreak.
  6. Let's not forget that Tamiflu comes with its own problems, including side effects like nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, headache, dizziness, fatigue, cough...the very symptoms you're trying to avoid. And let's not forget that Japan banned this drug for children back in 2007, after links to suicidal behavior.
  7. Vaccines for this flu strain probably won't have to jump through all those annoying hurdles like clinical trials for safety and effectiveness. That won't, however, stop the government from mandating the vaccine for all of us - a very likely scenario. And if the vaccines are actually harmful...killing people, for example...the vaccine makers will be immune from lawsuits.
 
Believe in the Constitution???
04.27.09 (4:20 pm)   [edit]
 

Believe in the Constitution?

Go have a look at this petition to Congress,

To go back to the Constitution, and away

From the present course of Globalism....

WARNING: Signing this will label you in

The right wing extremist group!!

 

Many have given up their fortunes, and their lives

To establish the Constitution...I signed it!!!

    & nbsp;( Ends in 6v6...opens in new window)

http://tinyurl.com/aae6v6" title="http://tinyurl.com/aae6v6" target="_blank"http://tinyurl.com/aae6v6

 

 
URGENT GARDASIL WARNING...App. 8 mins.
04.27.09 (12:57 pm)   [edit]
 
Captured in a nano second...Great!!
04.26.09 (9:38 pm)   [edit]
http://tinyurl.com/dcobfw" title="http://tinyurl.com/dcobfw" target="_blank"http://tinyurl.com/dcobfw
 
All Vocal....No Instruments...Amazing!!!
04.26.09 (3:15 pm)   [edit]
The Voca People All Done With Vocals…NO Instruments!!
 
Women Don't Listen...FUNNNNY!!!
04.26.09 (2:21 pm)   [edit]
 
Entourage!!!!!
04.25.09 (3:11 pm)   [edit]
 

COMMENTARY
By Dale McFEATTERS

Writes for Scripps Howard
news service

 

An Entourage surpassing the Queen's

 

The heads of Government in London for the G20 summit

Are discussing serious and weighty issues, which in time

Will be duly reported on, but right now the British press is

Entranced by the sheer size of President Obama's traveling

Entourage, and no wonder!


Obama arrived with 500 staff in tow, including 200 Secret

Service agents, a team of 6 doctors, the White House chef

And kitchen staff with the presidents own food and water.


And according to the Evening Standard "he also came with

35 vehicles in all, 4 speech writers and 12 teleprompters."

For sure our president is not going to be at a loss for words.

 

The press duly reported on Air Force One and all it's bells

 and whistles but also the presence of the Presidents

helicopter, Marine One, a fleet of identical decoys to carry

 him from the Stansted airport to Central London.

 

Among all those vehicles is the Presidental limousine, which

One local paper mistakenly called Cadillac One but is

Universally referred to as The Beast. The Limo which is

Reinforced with ceramic and titanium armor, carries tear gas

Cannon, night vision devices and it's own oxygen and is

Resistant to chemical and radiation attack. It is marveled one

 Reporter a sort of mobile panic room. The Guardian called it

"the ultimate in heavily armored transport."

The president is entitled to all the security, communications

And support he feels necessary to do his job, but surely, when

we're trying to project a more restrained, humble image to the

world, the president's huge retinue could be scaled back to

something less than the triumphal  march from "Aida."

 

 
Trained Bald Eagle 4 mins.
04.24.09 (9:58 am)   [edit]
From: "Challenger", the trained American Bald Eagle:
 
Believe in our Constitution??? I signed it!...
04.24.09 (9:40 am)   [edit]
Would you please read and possibly sign the petition to Congress to re- establish the Constitution??? &nbs p; It might make you be called a "right wing extremist" but our forefathers pledged their lives and fortunes in establishing it!!!! I signed it!    (Ends with 6v6) http://tinyurl.com/aae6v6" title="http://tinyurl.com/aae6v6" target="_blank"http://tinyurl.com/aae6v6
SIGN THE PETITION

We, the undersigned, assert our rights as sovereign citizens of the United States of America in preserving our nation's sovereignty and independence.

We reject all efforts at regional governments, new permanent treaties and alliances, global economic unions and new international or regional currencies.

We oppose yielding any new authority to global institutions such as the United Nations.

We reject all calls for a "New World Order," "Global Regime" or global governance by any other name.

We recognize that the United States is the greatest nation in history, but that to remain great, it must stay fiercely independent and true to its divinely blessed Constitution. To do less would be to ignore and dishonor the heroic sacrifices of millions of Americans who fought and died to preserve this free and independent nation.

 
Health Sciences Code Red Alert
04.23.09 (6:35 pm)   [edit]

Fibromyalgia Is Bad Enough Without Savella

Next week, fibromyalgia sufferers - desperate for relief - may be facing a new threat, one more insidious than the disease they've been fighting.

You see, on April 28, new fibromyalgia drug Savella will hit the pharmacy shelves - a boon for Forest Labs, but a potential nightmare for patients.

The company's own
'Medication Guide' for patients is a 2-page primer on suicidal thought and actions...and it only gets worse from there...

The
prescribing information for Savella starts with a black box warning, followed by a list of EIGHT warnings and precautions which include seizures, liver damage, and abnormal bleeding. These special warnings come in addition to the laundry list of known adverse reactions, which range from vomiting and insomnia to chest pain and hypertension. And this is before the drug has been sold in even a single pharmacy, before we have any idea what the long-term side effects might be.

Bottom line: Don't let your desperation for relief lead you to try this risky new medication - especially when you'll find several safe natural remedies to treat the debilitating symptoms of fibromyalgia, right in the

 
What's Coming Upin us??
04.23.09 (12:33 pm)   [edit]
I've underlined a few things.
WND Exclusive

Homeland Security on guard for 'right-wing extremists'
Returning U.S. military veterans singled out as particular threats

Posted: April 12, 2009
9:40 pm Eastern

© 2009 Wor ldNetDaily

 


WASHINGTON - A newly unclassified Department of Homeland Security report warns against the possibility of violence by unnamed "right-wing extremists" concerned about illegal immigration?, (against increasing federal power, restrictions on firearms, abortion?and the loss of U.S. sovereignty (anyone listening?????)and singles out returning war veterans as particular threats.  YET....

Pres.Obama is spending 20.3 milliom to import Hamas and Palestinian Terrorists!!!!... Why??? So their actions can be blamed on "Right wing extremists!!)  Giving the Fed Power to take their guns...and lock them up in FEMA concentration Camps!!

The "presidential determination", which allows hundreds of thousands of Palestinians with ties to Hamas to resettle in the United States, was signed on January 27 and appeared in the Federal Register on February 4.

Doubtful? To verify this for yourself:
 
www.thefederalregister.com/d.p/2009-02-04-E9-2488

(Many sure signs that the US is not to remain a Sovereign Nation, or have it's freedoms much longer!!!)
The report, titled "Right-wing Extremism: Current Economic and Political Climate Fueling Resurgence in Radicalization and Recruitment," dated April 7, states that "threats from white supremacist and violent anti-government groups during 2009 have been largely rhetorical and have not indicated plans to carry out violent acts."

However, the document, first reported by
talk-radio host and WND columnist Roger Hedgecock, goes on to suggest worsening economic woes, potential new legislative restrictions on firearms and "the return of military veterans facing significant challenges reintegrating into their communities could lead to the potential emergence of terrorist groups or lone wolf extremists capable of carrying out violent attacks."

 
Deadly MSG in Foods / Dr. Mercola
04.21.09 (10:48 am)   [edit]

    From: Dr. Mercola

MSG

This additive to our food is a deadly thing, but it’s in almost all processed meats and foods as a flavor enhanser!  Part of the problem that one of the ingredients of which it is made contain glutamic acid which is the same neurotransmitter that your brain, nervous system, eyes, pancreas and other organs use to initiate certain processes in your body. Even the FDA states: Studies have shown that the body uses glutamate, an amino acid, as a nerve impulse transmitter in the brain and that there are glutamate-responsive tissues in other parts of the body, as well.

It is an excitotoxin, which means it overexcites your cells to the point of damage or death, causing brain damage to varying degrees -- and potentially even triggering or worsening learning disabilities, Alzheimer’s disease, Parkinson’s disease, Lou Gehrig’s disease and more. Causing:

·    ;       Obesity
·    ;       Eye damage
·    ;       Headaches
·    ;       Fatigue and disorientation
·    ;       Depression

 

According to the FDA, MSG Symptom Complex can involve symptoms such as:
·    ;       Numbness
·    ;       Burning sensation
·    ;       Tingling
·    ;       Facial pressure or tightness
·    ;       Chest pain or difficulty breathing
·    ;       Headache
·    ;       Nausea
·    ;       Rapid heartbeat
·    ;       Drowsiness
·    ;       Weakness

MSG is now hidden in foods, by not using the MSG denomination…it is also called:

Autolyzed Yeast,    Calcium Caseinate, Gelatin,  Glutamate,   Hydrolyzed Pro tein,
Monopotassium Glutamate, Monosodium Glutamate , Sodium Caseinate,
Textured Protein,  Yeast Extract,  Yeast Food  and Yeast Nutrient
These ingredients OFTEN contain MSG or create MSG during processing
 Flavors and Flavorings
Seasonings 
Natural Flavors and Flavorings 
Natural Pork Flavoring
Natural Beef Flavoring 
 Natural Chicken Flavoring
Soy Sauce 
Soy Protein Isolate 
Soy Protein 
Bouillon 
 Stock 
Broth 
Malt Extract 
Malt Flavoring 
Barley Malt 
 Whey Protein
Carrageenan 
Maltodextrin 
Pectin 
Enzymes 
 Protease 
Corn Starch 
Citric Acid 
Powdered Milk 
Anything Protein Fortified 
 Anything Enzyme Modified
Anything Ultra-Pasteurized 

 

 

 

 
The Divorce Agreement
04.20.09 (7:04 pm)   [edit]
DIVORCE AGREEMENT



    & nbsp;   &n bsp;   &nb sp;  THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE
IT'S BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR,
I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.

    & nbsp;   &n bsp;   &nb sp; OUTSTANDING.


    & nbsp;   &n bsp;   &nb sp; Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives,
socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:


    & nbsp;   &n bsp;   &nb sp; We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole
of this latest election process has made me realize that I
want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many
years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this
relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides
of  America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right
so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and
chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own
way.

    & nbsp;   &n bsp;   &nb sp; Here is a model separation agreement:

    & nbsp;   &n bsp;   &nb sp; Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by
landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult
part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly
agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our
respective representatives can effortlessly divide other
assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate
tastes.

    & nbsp;   &n bsp;   &nb sp; We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You
are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you
hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the
NRA and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and
Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a
bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them).

    & nbsp;   &n bsp;   &nb sp; We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations,
pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can
have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal
Aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's
and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and
Hollywood

    & nbsp;   &n bsp;   &nb sp; You can make nice with  Iran and  Palestine and we'll retain
the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You
can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies
or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide
them security.

    & nbsp;   &n bsp;   &nb sp; We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.. You are welcome to
Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can
also have the U.N.. but we will no longer be paying the
bill.

    & nbsp;   &n bsp;   &nb sp; We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury
cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.

    & nbsp;   &n bsp;   &nb sp; You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any
practicing doctors. We'll continue to believe healthcare is
a luxury and not a right. We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the
Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy
to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing,
Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World..

    & nbsp;   &n bsp;   &nb sp; We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give
trickle up poverty your best shot. Since it often so offends
you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.

    & nbsp;   &n bsp;   &nb sp; Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to
other like minded liberal and conservative patriots and if
you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly
parting, I'll bet you ANWAR which one of us will need whose
help in 15 years..


    & nbsp;   &n bsp;   &nb sp; Sincerely,

    & nbsp;   &n bsp;   &nb sp; John J. Wall
    & nbsp;   &n bsp;   &nb sp;  Law Student and an American

    & nbsp;   &n bsp;   &nb sp; P.S. Also, please take Barbara Streisand & Jane Fonda with
you.

 

 
HSI: 32 Girls have died...
04.17.09 (1:50 pm)   [edit]
 

From: Health Sciences Institute

32 Girls Have Died

11,916 adverse events already reported to the CDC... and counting.

Pain and swelling. Life-threatening muscle weakness. Blood clots in the heart and lungs.

And the deaths of 32 innocent girls and young women.

You might think I'm talking about a deadly new disease or a global epidemic...

I'm not.

Sadly, it's more sinister than that. The health threats listed above have all been linked with Gardasil, the so-called "cervical cancer vaccine." And thanks to Pharma giant Merck, desperate parents and naive young women believe this vaccine saves lives... they couldn't be more wrong.

That's why HSI's Jenny Thompson has released a new video in which she exposes the deception for what it is...and reveals some truly shocking information no one else is talking about.

(Ends with zp9)

 

http://tinyurl.com/c49zp9" title="http://tinyurl.com/c49zp9" target="_blank"http://tinyurl.com/c49zp9

 
Cute funny!!!
04.16.09 (1:53 pm)   [edit]
 

This is really cute, and I'm afraid some might need to hear this!!

Not You of course, but still funny to watch!!
(Ends with zz)

 

http://tinyurl.com/jowzz" title="http://tinyurl.com/jowzz" target="_blank"http://tinyurl.com/jowzz

 
Dear President Obama
04.16.09 (1:31 pm)   [edit]
 

Dear President Obama,

Thank you for helping my neighbors with their mortgage payments.  You know the ones down the street who in the good times purchased their house for no money down, refinanced it several times, then bought SUVs, ATVs, RVs, a pool, a big screen plasma TV, two Wave Runners, a boat, and a Harley.

I was wondering, since I am paying my mortgage and theirs, could you arrange for me to borrow the Harley now and then?

Signed, "Concerned in MN"

P. S.  They also need help with their credit cards, when do you want me to start making those payments?

P. P. S.  I almost forgot - they didn't file their income tax return this year.  Should I go ahead and file for them or will you be appointing them to cabinet posts?
 
BEER before it starts...
04.15.09 (7:09 pm)   [edit]

A BEER BEFORE IT STARTS

A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife,

"Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."

She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.

When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer.

It's gonna start."

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.

When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer, it's gonna start any second."

"That's it!" She blows her top, "You creep !"

You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave.

Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"

The husband sighed. "Oh damn", it's started.

 
An AWESOME Performance!!
04.15.09 (1:31 pm)   [edit]
 

You've probably seen this on TV

But here it is in whole!!!

Can't judge a book by it's cover!!!

AWESOME!!!!!

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    & nbsp;   &n bsp;   &nb sp; or

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxPZh4AnWyk" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxPZh4AnWyk" target="_blank"http://www.youtube.com/watch?...

 
Drinking Water Facts (Purified???)
04.14.09 (3:01 pm)   [edit]
 

The following facts will probably amaze and startle you..

One glass of water shuts down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a University study.

One glass of water shuts down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a University study.

Lack of water is the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.

Preliminary research indicates that 6-8 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers.

A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen.

Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer.

Are you drinking the amount of water you should every day?


(No kidding, all of the above
are true...)

 
"Free" Satellite TV on your computer or comp hooked to TV
04.14.09 (2:35 pm)   [edit]
For you satellite buffs...a web site that gives it all to you, TV, Sports, Educational, Religious, Music etc.     There is a one time fee of 19.95 Pounds for the service...if you're interested...might be a big boon to some!!!   http://free3.net23.net/satellitetvwebs/satel litetvonpc.htm" title="http://free3.net23.net/satellitetvwebs/satel litetvonpc.htm" target="_blank"http://free3.net23.net/satell...       No Accounts needed
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Try Photo editing FREE!!!
04.14.09 (2:33 pm)   [edit]
Have a look!!!  Can create those "clones" and stuff!
I almost never send out these emails, but I wanted to let you know about something huge that's going on at Worth1000 now. As you might already know, Worth1000 is a contest site primarily dedicated to Photoshopping images.

Over the 7 years since Worth1000 launched, I have been asked by thousands of people who viewed our Photoshop contests: How do I make images like the amazing Worth1000 entries?

Most were asking because traditional desktop software was simply too expensive or hard to learn. Seriously, $2,000 for editing tools?! It was time for a change. I decided it was my responsibility to the awesome design community at Worth1000 to be the one to do it.

So, I created Aviary

Aviary, is a suite of free design tools. Now anyone with internet access can use them without installing anything. You just need to visit Aviary and you're all set.

Aviary should be enough for anyone to get started making some really amazing images (and other types of media). Aviary also allows you to share and work on files with other people in the Aviary community, which makes it even easier to learn.

So far we have released 4 applications into public beta, with many more planned:

- Phoenix: an image editor (similar to Adobe Photoshop / Gimp)
- Raven: a vector editor (useful for logos / and clothing design)
- Toucan: a color editor
- Peacock: an effects editor

We even created an entire free education center where people can learn how to make awesome effects!

If you enjoyed Worth1000, I hope you'll also take the time to try out Aviary

At the very least, I encourage you to let anyone interested in image editing to know about it. Feel free to forward this email to a friend.

The more people that try out our software, the less big corporations will be able to charge to use their software! In a time. when every penny counts, this is vitally important to keeping art software affordable for artists of all ages. Together, we can make a difference.

Here's a special page for Worth1000 users only:
http://worth1000.list-manage.com/track/click?u=2608bb5 8680e6ebd6238eb3c6&" title="http://worth1000.list-manage.com/track/click?u=2608bb5 8680e6ebd6238eb3c6&" target="_blank"http://worth1000.list-manage....;id=fef74980f1&e=5b65 be2dce

Sincerely,

Avi Muchnick
Creator of Worth1000
 
Squirrel ate fermented pumpkin...DRUNK!!
04.12.09 (9:49 pm)   [edit]
 
04.12.09 (9:47 pm)   [edit]
 
A True Story!!
04.10.09 (8:42 pm)   [edit]
 

A Teacher in New York decided to honor each

of her Seniors in High School by telling them

the difference each of them had made.

 

She called each student to the front of the class,

On at a time. She told each of them how

They had made a difference to her, and the class

 

Then she presented each of them with a blue

Ribbon, imprinted with gold letters, which

Read, "Who I Am Makes a Difference."

 

Afterwards the teacher decided to do a class

Project,  to see what kind of impact

Recognition would have on a community.

 

She gave each student 3 more blue ribbons,

And instructed them to go out and spread this

Acknowledgment ceremony. Then they were to

Follow up the results, see who honored

whom, and report to the class in about a week.

 

One of the boys went to a junior

Executive in a nearby company, and honored

Him for helping him with his career planning.

He gave him a blue ribbon, and put it on his shirt.

 

Then he gave him two extra ribbons and said,

"We're doing a class project on recognition,

and we'd like for you to go out, find some

one to honor, and give them a blue ribbon.

 

Later that day, the junior executive went in to

See his boss, who had a reputation of being

Kind of a grouchy fellow. He told him that he

Deeply admired him for being a creative genius.

 

The boss seemed very surprised. The

Junior executive asked him if he would

accept the gift of a blue ribbon, and

give him permission to put it on him.

 

His boss said, "Well, sure." The junior executive

Took one of the blue ribbons and placed it right

On the boss's jacket, above his heart.

 

And then he asked, offering him the last ribbon,

"Would you take this extra ribbon, and pass it on

by honoring somebody else.

 

The teenager who gave me these is doing a

School project, and we want to keep this ribbon

Ceremony going and see how it affects people.

 

That night, the boss came home and sat down

With his 14 year old son. He said, "The most

Incredible thing happened to me today.

I was in my office, and one of my employees

Came in and told me he admired me, and gave

Me a blue ribbon for being a creative genius.

Imagine! He thinks I am a creative genius!

Then he put a ribbon on me that says,

   "Who I Am Makes a Difference.

 

He gave me an extra ribbon and asked me to find

Somebody else to honor. As I was driving home tonight,

I started thinking about who I would honor with this

Ribbon, and I thought about you. I want to honor you.

 

My days are hectic and when I come home

I don't pay a lot of attention to you. I yell at you for not getting good grades

     And for your messy room.

Somehow, tonight, I just wanted to sit here, and well

Just let you know that you do make a difference to me.

 

    Besides your mother, you are the most important

Person in my life. You're a great kid, and I love you!"

The startled boy started to sob and sob, and he

Couldn't stop crying. His whole body shook.

 

He looked up at his father and said through his
tears, "Dad, earlier tonight I sat in my room and

wrote a letter to you and mom, explaining why I

had took my life, and I asked you to forgive me.

 

I was just going to commit suicide after you were

 Asleep. I just didn't think you cared at all.

The letter is upstairs. I don't think I'll need it after all."

His father walked upstairs and found a

Heartfelt letter full of anguish and pain.

 

The boss went back to work a changed man. He

 was no longer a grouch, but made sure to let all

of his employees know that they made a difference.

 

The junior executive helped many other young people with

Career planning, one being the boss's son, and never forgot

To lt them know that they made a difference in his life.

 

In addition, the young man and his classmates

Learned a valuable lesson:

"Who you are does make a difference"

 

Please know that I think you are important

Or you wouldn't be reading this in the first

Place.

Who you are does make a difference, and I wanted

you to know that.

I'm passing the blue ribbon on to you.

Have an awesome day, and know that someone has

Thought about you today!

 
HSI Red Alert Psoriasis
04.09.09 (4:50 pm)   [edit]

Deadly Psoriasis Drug Pulled from US Market

After being tied to at least 3 deaths (from a fatal brain infection called PML, which Jenny Thompson told you about in the e-Alert back on March 30), popular psoriasis drug Raptiva has been -- or rather, will be -- yanked from the market by Genentech. According to the FDA, by June 8, 2009, the drug will be completely unavailable...at least in the U.S.

Don't wait 'til June to stop taking this deadly drug! Call your doctor right away about tapering off Raptiva -- stopping cold turkey can cause serious health problems -- and finding a better way to keep your psoriasis under control. But
beware the other commonly prescribed treatments...

 
Tweety Bird Turns 60
04.09.09 (1:36 pm)   [edit]
Photobucket Tweety Bird is 60 years old this week! Photobucket It happens to all of us... : ) Have A Nice Day
 
His Last Days as Carpenter
04.08.09 (3:40 pm)   [edit]
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Underlines Getting Even...
04.08.09 (2:37 pm)   [edit]
Those underlines they are putting on our blogs, They are probably pay per click ads! Soooo Click away on everyone of them…maybe 4 or 5 times a day, until they discover we are not interested in their products…and they are paying a fortune for advertising that don’t work!! Whatcha think???
 
Not too late...need yer e-mails!!!
04.08.09 (1:02 pm)   [edit]
jackson.lisa@epa.gov “I respectfully request the EPA reject the petition by environmental groups such as Center for Technology Assessment and Friends of the Earth to force the regulation of silver nano-particles ass ‘pesticides.’ The petition is clearly without merit, as there is no evidence to suggest that tiny particles of silver are causing any harm whatsoever to the environment. Such a new regulatory burden should not be undertaken by the EPA with such flimsy evidence, which amounts to little more than conjecture and exaggeration on the part of the environmentalists. It is particularly important that you do not attempt to regulate any form of colloidal silver dietary supplement – regardless of its content -- as a “pesticide” as this is not only outside of the regulatory purview of the EPA, but is detrimental to the widely acknowledged health freedoms of all Americans.” In your emails, please be sure to reference “Petition for Rulemaking Requesting EPA Regulate Nanoscale Silver Products as Pesticides,” and Docket #: EPA-HQ-OPP-2008-0650-0506 .
 
African Booze Tree Movie
04.07.09 (4:17 pm)   [edit]
 
African Booze Tree!
04.07.09 (4:13 pm)   [edit]
African Booze Tree! Animals get stupid drunk!! (ends with nbr ) http://tinyurl.com/37nnbr
 
Wit & Wisdom
04.07.09 (3:27 pm)   [edit]
If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. -Mark Twain Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress....But then I repeat myself. -Mark Twain I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. -Winston Churchill A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. -George Bernard Shaw Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. -James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994) Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. -Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. -P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian Government is the great fiction through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. -Frederic Bastiat, Economist (1801-1850) Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it. -Ronald Reagan (1986) I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. -Will Rogers If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free! -P.J. O'Rourke In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. -Voltaire (1764) Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you! -Pericles (430 B.C.) No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. -Mark Twain (1866) Talk is cheap...except when Congress does it. Unknown The government is like a baby's alimentary canal with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other. -Ronald Reagan The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. -Mark Twain There is no distinctly Native American criminal class...save Congress. -Mark Twain What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. -Edward Langley A government big enough to give you everything you want is strong enough to take everything you have. Thomas Jefferson
 
A clean blonde joke...
04.07.09 (2:28 pm)   [edit]
A Blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says 6 Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident. The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing 'That's horrible.' Confused, he says "Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is that risk involved" After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, "How many is a Brazilian?"
 
7+ Million Dollars...
04.06.09 (8:32 pm)   [edit]
Federal Bureau of Investigation
FBI Seattle Division
1110 Third Avenue
Seattle, Washington 98101-2904
 
Payment Code: R5109176K
Reg No: 132731593
Date: April 6, 2009
 
The Federal Bureau of Investigation has discovered through our intelligence Monitoring Network that you are eligible to receive the sum of $7,500,00.00 USD regarding to an over-due Inheritance/Award payment which was fully endorsed to be paid in your favor.
 
Therefore, the FBI Seattle Division in conjunction with the United States Department of Homeland Security (DHS), Has screened through our various Monitoring Networks and has been confirmed and notified that the transaction you have with the Financial Institution is Legal and you have the Lawful Right to claim your due fund. We advise you to go ahead with the transaction as we are monitoring all their services and networks. Be advised that any letter or claims notification received from anybody or company should be forwarded to us with immediate effect.
 
Meanwhile, you are advised to follow the procedure of the Financial Institution. They have their own legal procedure which we have examined and confirmed legal. Follow their instructions while you keep us updated for more details. You are advised to contact the necessary office for more details of transfer as we are monitoring every move now.
 
Please, be advised and be aware that your funds had been insured and the necessary charges would be taken care of by you, as confirmed by the Monitoring network. For your own good you are advised to confirm any transaction or lottery promo you have either involved yourself with in the past to enable us trace this scammers. Only the Financial Institution has been confirmed Legal any other are still under investigation, and so many others are scam, most especially from Nigeria and Africa.
 
Please contact the Head of Operations Dr. Ferren Rodriguez, Spring Bank Plc.
 
Dr. Ferren Rodriguez (Head of Operations)
Email: ferrenrodriguez@gmail.com
Phone:+234 1 473 5643
 
If you need to contact me at any stage please do not hesitate to call (206) 350-6981.
 
Sincerely,
 
Jaak Soome (Special Agent-in-Charge)
 
 
Speeding Ticket...
04.06.09 (8:20 pm)   [edit]
Did you hear about the 83 year old woman who talked herself out of a speeding ticket by telling the young officer that she had to get there before she forgot where she was going?

Makes perfectly good sense to me.....
 
Playing for change Song Around the World “Stand By Me”
04.05.09 (12:59 pm)   [edit]
 
Lawbreakers All...Can't change fonts!!!
04.04.09 (1:01 pm)   [edit]
They are making lawbreakers out of the elderly...I had heard on the news, that they were considering it!! I know for certain that anyone over 60 with a gun, will not give it up!!! They still like to hunt, and as long as they have the health for it, and will continue!!! Even if they only want them for protection, they will not give them up to suit Obama or anyone else... I sold my guns when I moved here at the high rise, but had I kept them I would be forced to be a lawbreaker!!! Guess they want to arrest a few hundred thousand, for their FEMA camps. If they have registered their guns, and signing up to buy ammunition...they know they have them!! Look for a huge round up in the near future of "lawbreakers!!!!&quo t; They got to get rid of those who are intelligent, so they won't fight back when we soon become a Dictatorship...When the government takes guns, there quickly follows the death of millions!!! Because I am a little "vocal" on the news programs, so they will probably put me in a FEMA camp too.

 

 

 
Terry Fator Greatest!!!
04.04.09 (10:42 am)   [edit]
 

Terry Fator   Wonderful Video!!!  Worlds Greatest Ventriloquist!!!!

       & nbsp;   &n bsp;   &nb sp;   &nbs p;(Ends with Nrs )

 http://www.youtube.com/v/qNJ02rxaNrs" title="http://www.youtube.com/v/qNJ02rxaNrs" target="_blank"http://www.youtube.com/v/qNJ0...

 
Is FDA trying to kill Diabetics???
04.03.09 (4:19 pm)   [edit]
From Health Sciences Institute

Is the FDA trying to kill diabetics?

It seems to me that the FDA is really committed to killing diabetics. Why else would the agency even be considering approving a new drug -- to be called Victoza -- that causes cancer in lab testing and doesn't meet current heart-disease trial standards? They must be trying to kill off diabetics -- nothing else makes sense.

We'll know in a few weeks if this clearly dangerous drug gets the FDA green light -- and my sources say it's likely -- but we want you to know about it now... before the Pharma reps start pushing it to your doctor, and he starts prescribing it for you. Stay tuned for updates

 

 

 
To be 6 again
04.03.09 (2:52 pm)   [edit]
>   &nb sp; To Be 6 Again...
>   &nb sp;
>   &nb sp;
>   &nb sp; A man was sitting on the edge of the bed,
> observing his wife,
>   &nb sp;
>   &nb sp;
>   &nb sp; who was looking at herself in the
> mirror.  Since her
>   &nb sp; birthday was not far
>   &nb sp;
>   &nb sp;
>   &nb sp;  off he asked what she'd like
> to have
>   &nb sp; for her birthday.
>
>   &nb sp;
>
>   &nb sp; 'I'd like to be six again',
> she replied, still looking in the
>   &nb sp; mirror.
>   &nb sp;
>   &nb sp;
>   &nb sp; On the morning of her Birthday, he arose
> early, made her a
>   &nb sp; nice
>   &nb sp;
>   &nb sp;
>   &nb sp;  big bowl of Lucky
>   &nb sp; Charms, and then
> took her to Six Flags theme
> park.
>   &nb sp;
>   &nb sp;
>   &nb sp;   What a day!
>   &nb sp;
>   &nb sp;
>   &nb sp; He put her on every ride in the park; the
> Death Slide, the
>   &nb sp; Wall of Fear,
>   &nb sp;
>   &nb sp;
>   &nb sp;  the Screaming Roller
> Coaster,
>   &nb sp; everything there
>   &nb sp; was..
>
>   &nb sp;
>
>   &nb sp; Five hours later they staggered
> out of the theme park. Her
>   &nb sp; head was reeling
>   &nb sp;
>   &nb sp;
>   &nb sp;  and her
>   &nb sp; stomach felt upside down.
>
>   &nb sp;
>
>   &nb sp; He then took her to a
> McDonald's where he
>   &nb sp; ordered her a Happy
>   &nb sp; Meal
>   &nb sp;
>   &nb sp;
>   &nb sp; with extra fries and a
> chocolate shake.
>
>   &nb sp;
>
>   &nb sp; Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a
> soda pop, and her
>   &nb sp; favorite candy,
> M&M's. 
>   &nb sp;
>   &nb sp;
>   &nb sp;  What a
> fabulous
>   &nb sp; adventure!
>   &nb sp;
>   &nb sp;
>   &nb sp; Finally she wobbled home with her husband
> and collapsed into
>   &nb sp; bed exhausted.
>   &nb sp;
>   &nb sp;
>   &nb sp;  
>   &nb sp;
>   &nb sp;
>   &nb sp; He leaned over his wife with a big smile
> and lovingly asked,
>   &nb sp;
>   &nb sp;
>   &nb sp; 'Well Dear, what was it like being
> six again?'
>   &nb sp;
>   &nb sp;
>   &nb sp; Her eyes slowly opened and her expression
> suddenly changed.
>   &nb sp;
>   &nb sp;
>   &nb sp; 'I meant my dress size, you
> idiot   !!!!'
>   &nb sp;
>   &nb sp;
>   &nb sp; The moral of the
> story:
>   &nb sp;
>   &nb sp;
>   &nb sp; Even when a man is listening, he is
>   &nb sp; gonna get it wrong.

>   &nb sp;
 
Blonde...Ice Fishing
04.02.09 (3:45 pm)   [edit]
A thought for a cold day......
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of
the right "tools" she headed toward the nearest frozen lake.
After getting comfy on her stool she started to cut a
circular hole in the ice.

Then from the heavens a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH
UNDER THE ICE."
 
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a
thermos of hot chocolate and started to cut yet another hole
in the ice.
 
The voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
 
This time, quite scared, the blonde moved to the far end of
the ice. Then she started another hole and once again the
voice said, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

The very scared blonde raised her head and said, "Is that
you, Lord?"
 
The voice answered, "NO. IT IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK."
 
Law of the Garbage Truck..
04.02.09 (3:38 pm)   [edit]
One day I hopped in a taxi and we took
 off for the airport. We were driving in the right lane
  when suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking space right in
  front of us. My taxi driver slammed on
 his brakes, skidded, and missed the other car by
 just inches! The driver of the other car whipped his head around
 and started yelling at us. My taxi driver just  smiled and waved at the guy; and I mean, he was really
 friendly. So I asked,'Why did you just do that? This guy almost
 ruined your car and sent us to the  hospital!' This is when my
  taxi driver taught me what I now call, 'The Law of  the GarbageTruck.'

He explained that many people are like garbage trucks. They run around full of
garbage, full of frustration, full of anger, and full of disappointment. As their garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it and sometimes they'll dump it on  you.

Don't take it personally. Just smile, wave, wish them well, and move on.
Don't take their garbage and spread it to other people at work, at home, or
on the streets. The bottom line is that successful people do not let
garbage trucks take over their day. Life's too short to wake up in the morning with
regrets, so..... 'Love the people who treat you right. Pray for the one's who don't.

'Life is ten percent what you make it and ninety percent how you take it.
 
From: Maxine...
04.02.09 (3:35 pm)   [edit]
We need to show more sympathy for these people.
   * They travel miles in the heat.
   * They risk their lives crossing a border.
   * They don't get paid enough wages.
   * They do jobs that others won't do or are afraid to do.
   * They live in crowded conditions among a people who speak a different language.
   * They rarely see their families, and they face adversity all day ~ every day.

I'm not talking about illegal Mexicans ~
I'm talking about our troops!  Doesn't it seem strange that many Democrats and Republicans are willing to lavish all kinds
of social benefits on illegals, but don't support our troops, and are even threatening to defund them?