This approx 6 minute video tells of a new 1 minute cure for cancer and just about all diseases... I figured out how it's done because of 2 clues in the video, checked it out on google and Bingo!! Tons of reasearch has been done on it, and it could well wipe out the pharmecutical industry. They are selling a book on how to use and do the cure. I just ordered the stuff, but also ordered the book on Amazon for 4.99 + 3.99 postage, though I believe I know to do it...will double check with the book for sure! Check out the video...it will open in a new window by clicking on it...though there are multiple copies of the link!!
A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains without water.
His horse has already died of thirst.
He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him.
He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks to be an old briefcase.
He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie. She is wearing a FEMA (Federal Emergency Management Agency) ID badge and a dull gray dress.
There's a calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear. 'Well, cowboy,' says the genie.. 'You know how I work....You have three wishes.'
'I'm not falling for this,' said the cowboy... 'I'm not going trust a FEMA genie...'
'What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it looks like you're a goner anyway!'
The cowboy thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is right.
'OK!, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and drink.'
***POOF***
The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen, and he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.
'OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish?'
'My second wish is that I was rich beyond my wildest dreams.'
***POOF***
The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems.
'OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!'
After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says... 'I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me.'
***POOF***
He was turned into a toothbrush.
The moral of the story:
If the government offers to help you, there's going to be a string attached
We believe that the Jewish people have a right to live in their ancient land of Israel, and that the modern State of Israel is the fulfillment of this historic right.
We maintain that there is no excuse for acts of terrorism against Israel and that Israel has the same right as every other nation to defend her citizens from such violent attacks.
We pledge to stand with our brothers and sisters in Israel and to speak out on their behalf whenever and wherever necessary until the attacks stop and they are finally living in peace and security with their.
With all the sensationalized news about the so-called swine flu flying around, I figured we'd better set all the facts straight.
So far, only 82 cases of so-called swine flu have been definitively identified worldwide, mostly in Mexico (26 confirmed, 7 deaths) and the U.S.(with 40 confirmed, no deaths). (Though about 1600 suspected cases, including 159 deaths, are reported in Mexico.) That does not add up to a pandemic swine flu outbreak.
This virus has nothing to do with swine. In fact, it hasn't been seen in a single animal. And you can't possibly get it from eating pork.
No existing vaccines can prevent this new flu strain. So no matter what you hear - even if it comes from your doctor - don't get a regular flu shot. They rarely work against seasonal flu...and certainly can't offer protection from a never-before- seen strain.
Speaking of this strain, it doesn't seem to have come on naturally. According to the World Health Organization (WHO), this particular strain has never before been seen in pigs or people. And according to Reuters, the strain is a 'genetic mix' of swine, avian and human flu. Was it created in a lab? We don't know yet.
The drug companies are getting excited...and that's never a good thing. According to the Associated Press at least one financial analyst estimates up to $388 million worth of Tamiflu sales in the near future - and that's without a pandemic outbreak.
Let's not forget that Tamiflu comes with its own problems, including side effects like nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, headache, dizziness, fatigue, cough...the very symptoms you're trying to avoid. And let's not forget that Japan banned this drug for children back in 2007, after links to suicidal behavior.
Vaccines for this flu strain probably won't have to jump through all those annoying hurdles like clinical trials for safety and effectiveness. That won't, however, stop the government from mandating the vaccine for all of us - a very likely scenario. And if the vaccines are actually harmful...killing people, for example...the vaccine makers will be immune from lawsuits.
Would you please read and possibly sign the petition to Congress to re- establish the Constitution??? &nbs p; It might make you be called a "right wing extremist" but our forefathers pledged their lives and fortunes in establishing it!!!! I signed it! (Ends with 6v6) http://tinyurl.com/aae6v6" title="http://tinyurl.com/aae6v6" target="_blank"http://tinyurl.com/aae6v6 SIGN THE PETITION
We, the undersigned, assert our rights as sovereign citizens of the United States of America in preserving our nation's sovereignty and independence.
We reject all efforts at regional governments, new permanent treaties and alliances, global economic unions and new international or regional currencies.
We oppose yielding any new authority to global institutions such as the United Nations.
We reject all calls for a "New World Order," "Global Regime" or global governance by any other name.
We recognize that the United States is the greatest nation in history, but that to remain great, it must stay fiercely independent and true to its divinely blessed Constitution. To do less would be to ignore and dishonor the heroic sacrifices of millions of Americans who fought and died to preserve this free and independent nation.
Next week, fibromyalgia sufferers - desperate for relief - may be facing a new threat, one more insidious than the disease they've been fighting.
You see, on April 28, new fibromyalgia drug Savella will hit the pharmacy shelves - a boon for Forest Labs, but a potential nightmare for patients.
The company's own 'Medication Guide' for patients is a 2-page primer on suicidal thought and actions...and it only gets worse from there...
The prescribing information for Savella starts with a black box warning, followed by a list of EIGHT warnings and precautions which include seizures, liver damage, and abnormal bleeding. These special warnings come in addition to the laundry list of known adverse reactions, which range from vomiting and insomnia to chest pain and hypertension. And this is before the drug has been sold in even a single pharmacy, before we have any idea what the long-term side effects might be.
Bottom line: Don't let your desperation for relief lead you to try this risky new medication - especially when you'll find several safe natural remedies to treat the debilitating symptoms of fibromyalgia, right in the
I've underlined a few things. Homeland Security on guard for 'right-wing extremists' Returning U.S. military veterans singled out as particular threats Posted: April 12, 2009 9:40 pm Eastern
WASHINGTON - A newly unclassified Department of Homeland Security report warns against the possibility of violence by unnamed "right-wing extremists" concerned about illegal immigration?, (against increasingfederal power, restrictions on firearms, abortion?and the loss of U.S.sovereignty (anyone listening?????)and singles out returning war veterans as particular threats. YET....
Pres.Obama is spending 20.3 milliom to import Hamas and Palestinian Terrorists!!!!... Why??? So their actions can be blamed on "Right wing extremists!!) Giving the Fed Power to take their guns...and lock them up in FEMA concentration Camps!!
The "presidential determination", which allows hundreds of thousands of Palestinians with ties to Hamas to resettle in the United States, was signed on January 27 and appeared in the Federal Register on February 4.
(Many sure signs that the US is not to remain a Sovereign Nation, or have it's freedoms much longer!!!) The report, titled "Right-wing Extremism: Current Economic and Political Climate Fueling Resurgence in Radicalization and Recruitment," dated April 7, states that "threats from white supremacist and violent anti-government groups during 2009 have been largely rhetorical and have not indicated plans to carry out violent acts."
However, the document, first reported by talk-radio host and WND columnist Roger Hedgecock, goes on to suggest worsening economic woes, potential new legislative restrictions on firearms and "the return of military veterans facing significant challenges reintegrating into their communities could lead to the potential emergence of terrorist groups or lone wolf extremists capable of carrying out violent attacks."
This additive to our food is a deadly thing, but it’s in almost all processed meats and foods as a flavor enhanser! Part of the problem that one of the ingredients of which it is made contain glutamic acid which is the same neurotransmitter that your brain, nervous system, eyes, pancreas and other organs use to initiate certain processes in your body. Even the FDA states: Studies have shown that the body uses glutamate, an amino acid, as a nerve impulse transmitter in the brain and that there are glutamate-responsive tissues in other parts of the body, as well.
It is an excitotoxin, which means it overexcites your cells to the point of damage or death, causing brain damage to varying degrees -- and potentially even triggering or worsening learning disabilities, Alzheimer’s disease, Parkinson’s disease, Lou Gehrig’s disease and more. Causing:
& nbsp; &n bsp; &nb sp; THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.
& nbsp; &n bsp; &nb sp; OUTSTANDING.
& nbsp; &n bsp; &nb sp; Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:
& nbsp; &n bsp; &nb sp; We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
& nbsp; &n bsp; &nb sp; Here is a model separation agreement:
& nbsp; &n bsp; &nb sp; Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
& nbsp; &n bsp; &nb sp; We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them).
& nbsp; &n bsp; &nb sp; We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal Aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood
& nbsp; &n bsp; &nb sp; You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.
& nbsp; &n bsp; &nb sp; We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N.. but we will no longer be paying the bill.
& nbsp; &n bsp; &nb sp; We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.
& nbsp; &n bsp; &nb sp; You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right. We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World..
& nbsp; &n bsp; &nb sp; We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty your best shot. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.
& nbsp; &n bsp; &nb sp; Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you ANWAR which one of us will need whose help in 15 years..
& nbsp; &n bsp; &nb sp; Sincerely,
& nbsp; &n bsp; &nb sp; John J. Wall & nbsp; &n bsp; &nb sp; Law Student and an American
& nbsp; &n bsp; &nb sp; P.S. Also, please take Barbara Streisand & Jane Fonda with you.
11,916 adverse events already reported to the CDC... and counting.
Pain and swelling. Life-threatening muscle weakness. Blood clots in the heart and lungs.
And the deaths of 32 innocent girls and young women.
You might think I'm talking about a deadly new disease or a global epidemic...
I'm not.
Sadly, it's more sinister than that. The health threats listed above have all been linked with Gardasil, the so-called "cervical cancer vaccine." And thanks to Pharma giant Merck, desperate parents and naive young women believe this vaccine saves lives... they couldn't be more wrong.
That's why HSI's Jenny Thompson has released a new video in which she exposes the deception for what it is...and reveals some truly shocking information no one else is talking about.
Thank you for helping my neighbors with their mortgage payments. You know the ones down the street who in the good times purchased their house for no money down, refinanced it several times, then bought SUVs, ATVs, RVs, a pool, a big screen plasma TV, two Wave Runners, a boat, and a Harley.
I was wondering, since I am paying my mortgage and theirs, could you arrange for me to borrow the Harley now and then?
Signed, "Concerned in MN"
P. S. They also need help with their credit cards, when do you want me to start making those payments?
P. P. S. I almost forgot - they didn't file their income tax return this year. Should I go ahead and file for them or will you be appointing them to cabinet posts?
The following facts will probably amaze and startle you..
One glass of water shuts down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a University study.
One glass of water shuts down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a University study.
Lack of water is the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.
Preliminary research indicates that 6-8 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers.
A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen.
Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer.
Are you drinking the amount of water you should every day?
(No kidding, all of the above are true...)
"Free" Satellite TV on your computer or comp hooked to TV
Have a look!!! Can create those "clones" and stuff! I almost never send out these emails, but I wanted to let you know about something huge that's going on at Worth1000 now. As you might already know, Worth1000 is a contest site primarily dedicated to Photoshopping images.
Over the 7 years since Worth1000 launched, I have been asked by thousands of people who viewed our Photoshop contests: How do I make images like the amazing Worth1000 entries?
Most were asking because traditional desktop software was simply too expensive or hard to learn. Seriously, $2,000 for editing tools?! It was time for a change. I decided it was my responsibility to the awesome design community at Worth1000 to be the one to do it.
Aviary, is a suite of free design tools. Now anyone with internet access can use them without installing anything. You just need to visit Aviary and you're all set.
Aviary should be enough for anyone to get started making some really amazing images (and other types of media). Aviary also allows you to share and work on files with other people in the Aviary community, which makes it even easier to learn.
So far we have released 4 applications into public beta, with many more planned:
- Phoenix: an image editor (similar to Adobe Photoshop / Gimp) - Raven: a vector editor (useful for logos / and clothing design) - Toucan: a color editor - Peacock: an effects editor
We even created an entire free education center where people can learn how to make awesome effects!
If you enjoyed Worth1000, I hope you'll also take the time to try out Aviary
At the very least, I encourage you to let anyone interested in image editing to know about it. Feel free to forward this email to a friend.
The more people that try out our software, the less big corporations will be able to charge to use their software! In a time. when every penny counts, this is vitally important to keeping art software affordable for artists of all ages. Together, we can make a difference.
After being tied to at least 3 deaths (from a fatal brain infection called PML, which Jenny Thompson told you about in the e-Alert back on March 30), popular psoriasis drug Raptiva has been -- or rather, will be -- yanked from the market by Genentech. According to the FDA, by June 8, 2009, the drug will be completely unavailable...at least in the U.S.
Don't wait 'til June to stop taking this deadly drug! Call your doctor right away about tapering off Raptiva -- stopping cold turkey can cause serious health problems -- and finding a better way to keep your psoriasis under control. But beware the other commonly prescribed treatments...
Those underlines they are putting on our blogs,
They are probably pay per click ads!
Soooo Click away on everyone of them…maybe
4 or 5 times a day, until they discover we are not
interested in their products…and they are paying a
fortune for advertising that don’t work!!
Whatcha think???
jackson.lisa@epa.gov
“I respectfully request the EPA reject the petition by environmental groups such as Center for Technology Assessment and Friends of the Earth to force the regulation of silver nano-particles ass ‘pesticides.’ The petition is clearly without merit, as there is no evidence to suggest that tiny particles of silver are causing any harm whatsoever to the environment. Such a new regulatory burden should not be undertaken by the EPA with such flimsy evidence, which amounts to little more than conjecture and exaggeration on the part of the environmentalists. It is particularly important that you do not attempt to regulate any form of colloidal silver dietary supplement – regardless of its content -- as a “pesticide” as this is not only outside of the regulatory purview of the EPA, but is detrimental to the widely acknowledged health freedoms of all Americans.”
In your emails, please be sure to reference “Petition for Rulemaking Requesting EPA Regulate Nanoscale Silver Products as Pesticides,” and Docket #: EPA-HQ-OPP-2008-0650-0506 .
If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.
-Mark Twain
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress....But then I repeat myself.
-Mark Twain
I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-Winston Churchill
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
-George Bernard Shaw
Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.
-James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)
Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.
-Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
-P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian
Government is the great fiction through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else.
-Frederic Bastiat, Economist (1801-1850)
Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
-Ronald Reagan (1986)
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
-Will Rogers
If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free!
-P.J. O'Rourke
In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other.
-Voltaire (1764)
Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you!
-Pericles (430 B.C.)
No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
-Mark Twain (1866)
Talk is cheap...except when Congress does it.
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The government is like a baby's alimentary canal with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.
-Ronald Reagan
The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
-Mark Twain
There is no distinctly Native American criminal class...save Congress.
-Mark Twain
What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
-Edward Langley
A government big enough to give you everything you want is strong enough to take everything you have.
Thomas Jefferson
A Blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says 6 Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident. The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing 'That's horrible.' Confused, he says "Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is that risk involved" After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, "How many is a Brazilian?"
Federal Bureau of Investigation FBI Seattle Division 1110 Third Avenue Seattle, Washington 98101-2904
Payment Code: R5109176K Reg No: 132731593 Date: April 6, 2009
The Federal Bureau of Investigation has discovered through our intelligence Monitoring Network that you are eligible to receive the sum of $7,500,00.00 USD regarding to an over-due Inheritance/Award payment which was fully endorsed to be paid in your favor.
Therefore, the FBI Seattle Division in conjunction with the United States Department of Homeland Security (DHS), Has screened through our various Monitoring Networks and has been confirmed and notified that the transaction you have with the Financial Institution is Legal and you have the Lawful Right to claim your due fund. We advise you to go ahead with the transaction as we are monitoring all their services and networks. Be advised that any letter or claims notification received from anybody or company should be forwarded to us with immediate effect.
Meanwhile, you are advised to follow the procedure of the Financial Institution. They have their own legal procedure which we have examined and confirmed legal. Follow their instructions while you keep us updated for more details. You are advised to contact the necessary office for more details of transfer as we are monitoring every move now.
Please, be advised and be aware that your funds had been insured and the necessary charges would be taken care of by you, as confirmed by the Monitoring network. For your own good you are advised to confirm any transaction or lottery promo you have either involved yourself with in the past to enable us trace this scammers. Only the Financial Institution has been confirmed Legal any other are still under investigation, and so many others are scam, most especially from Nigeria and Africa.
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Did you hear about the 83 year old woman who talked herself out of a speeding ticket by telling the young officer that she had to get there before she forgot where she was going?
Makes perfectly good sense to me.....
Playing for change Song Around the World “Stand By Me”
They are making lawbreakers out of the elderly...I had heard on the news, that they were considering it!! I know for certain that anyone over 60 with a gun, will not give it up!!! They still like to hunt, and as long as they have the health for it, and will continue!!! Even if they only want them for protection, they will not give them up to suit Obama or anyone else... I sold my guns when I moved here at the high rise, but had I kept them I would be forced to be a lawbreaker!!! Guess they want to arrest a few hundred thousand, for their FEMA camps. If they have registered their guns, and signing up to buy ammunition...they know they have them!! Look for a huge round up in the near future of "lawbreakers!!!!&quo t; They got to get rid of those who are intelligent, so they won't fight back when we soon become a Dictatorship...When the government takes guns, there quickly follows the death of millions!!! Because I am a little "vocal" on the news programs, so they will probably put me in a FEMA camp too.
It seems to me that the FDA is really committed to killing diabetics. Why else would the agency even be considering approving a new drug -- to be called Victoza -- that causes cancer in lab testing and doesn't meet current heart-disease trial standards? They must be trying to kill off diabetics -- nothing else makes sense.
We'll know in a few weeks if this clearly dangerous drug gets the FDA green light -- and my sources say it's likely -- but we want you to know about it now... before the Pharma reps start pushing it to your doctor, and he starts prescribing it for you. Stay tuned for updates
> &nb sp; To Be 6 Again... > &nb sp; > &nb sp; > &nb sp; A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, > observing his wife, > &nb sp; > &nb sp; > &nb sp; who was looking at herself in the > mirror. Since her > &nb sp; birthday was not far > &nb sp; > &nb sp; > &nb sp; off he asked what she'd like > to have > &nb sp; for her birthday. > > &nb sp; > > &nb sp; 'I'd like to be six again', > she replied, still looking in the > &nb sp; mirror. > &nb sp; > &nb sp; > &nb sp; On the morning of her Birthday, he arose > early, made her a > &nb sp; nice > &nb sp; > &nb sp; > &nb sp; big bowl of Lucky > &nb sp; Charms, and then > took her to Six Flags theme > park. > &nb sp; > &nb sp; > &nb sp; What a day! > &nb sp; > &nb sp; > &nb sp; He put her on every ride in the park; the > Death Slide, the > &nb sp; Wall of Fear, > &nb sp; > &nb sp; > &nb sp; the Screaming Roller > Coaster, > &nb sp; everything there > &nb sp; was.. > > &nb sp; > > &nb sp; Five hours later they staggered > out of the theme park. Her > &nb sp; head was reeling > &nb sp; > &nb sp; > &nb sp; and her > &nb sp; stomach felt upside down. > > &nb sp; > > &nb sp; He then took her to a > McDonald's where he > &nb sp; ordered her a Happy > &nb sp; Meal > &nb sp; > &nb sp; > &nb sp; with extra fries and a > chocolate shake. > > &nb sp; > > &nb sp; Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a > soda pop, and her > &nb sp; favorite candy, > M&M's. > &nb sp; > &nb sp; > &nb sp; What a > fabulous > &nb sp; adventure! > &nb sp; > &nb sp; > &nb sp; Finally she wobbled home with her husband > and collapsed into > &nb sp; bed exhausted. > &nb sp; > &nb sp; > &nb sp; > &nb sp; > &nb sp; > &nb sp; He leaned over his wife with a big smile > and lovingly asked, > &nb sp; > &nb sp; > &nb sp; 'Well Dear, what was it like being > six again?' > &nb sp; > &nb sp; > &nb sp; Her eyes slowly opened and her expression > suddenly changed. > &nb sp; > &nb sp; > &nb sp; 'I meant my dress size, you > idiot !!!!' > &nb sp; > &nb sp; > &nb sp; The moral of the > story: > &nb sp; > &nb sp; > &nb sp; Even when a man is listening, he is > &nb sp; gonna get it wrong. > &nb sp;
A thought for a cold day...... A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of the right "tools" she headed toward the nearest frozen lake. After getting comfy on her stool she started to cut a circular hole in the ice.
Then from the heavens a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of hot chocolate and started to cut yet another hole in the ice.
The voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
This time, quite scared, the blonde moved to the far end of the ice. Then she started another hole and once again the voice said, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
The very scared blonde raised her head and said, "Is that you, Lord?"
The voice answered, "NO. IT IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK."
One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport. We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed on his brakes, skidded, and missed the other car by just inches! The driver of the other car whipped his head around and started yelling at us. My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy; and I mean, he was really friendly. So I asked,'Why did you just do that? This guy almost ruined your car and sent us to the hospital!' This is when my taxi driver taught me what I now call, 'The Law of the GarbageTruck.'
He explained that many people are like garbage trucks. They run around full of garbage, full of frustration, full of anger, and full of disappointment. As their garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it and sometimes they'll dump it on you.
Don't take it personally. Just smile, wave, wish them well, and move on. Don't take their garbage and spread it to other people at work, at home, or on the streets. The bottom line is that successful people do not let garbage trucks take over their day. Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so..... 'Love the people who treat you right. Pray for the one's who don't.
'Life is ten percent what you make it and ninety percent how you take it.
We need to show more sympathy for these people. * They travel miles in the heat. * They risk their lives crossing a border. * They don't get paid enough wages. * They do jobs that others won't do or are afraid to do. * They live in crowded conditions among a people who speak a different language. * They rarely see their families, and they face adversity all day ~ every day.
I'm not talking about illegal Mexicans ~ I'm talking about our troops!Doesn't it seem strange that many Democrats and Republicans are willing to lavish all kindsof social benefits on illegals, but don't support our troops, and are even threatening to defund them?