Some Funny's

An excited man ran into the police station exclaiming, "I need help! Someone just stole my car." "Did you see him?" asked the desk officer. "No, but I did get the license number as he pulled away................................................................................................................. Game Warden: What's the idea hunting with last years license? You know better than that, don't you? Farmer: Nothing wrong in that as far as I can see. I'm only shooting at the birds I missed last year.................................................................................................................... Mother and daughter were in the kitchen washing dishes while father and Johnny were in the living room. Suddenly they heard a crash of falling dishes. They listened expectantly. "It was mom," Johnny said at last. "How do you know?" asked the father. "Because," answered Johnny, "She isn't saying anything." ................................................................................................................... In spite of jets, missiles, rockets, and such, the research and development experts have yet to invent something that goes faster than a week vacation....................................................................................................................... Facing the jury, the judge asked angrily, "What possible excuse can you have for acquitting this man?" "Insanity your honor, " replied the foreman of the jury. "All of you?" cried the judge............................................................................................................................... It was a bright spring morning, and high school boys decided to skip classes. Arriving after lunch they explained to the teacher that their car had a flat tire along the way. To their relief, the teacher smiled understandingly and said, "You boys missed a test this morning. Please take seats apart from one another and get out your paper and pen."..................................... When the boys were seated she continued, "Answer this question, which tire was flat?"............................................................................................................................. John 14:27 This is the work of God, that you believe in the one he sent.

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