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I came out of a convenience store the other day and some seedy looking guy walks up to me and holds up a little sign: "DEAF and DUMB... Can you spare $10?" ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------- Wow! What happened to a dollar or two? So I reached into my pocket for my wallet, opened it, took out a folded piece of paper and handed it to him. ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------- It said: "I CAN'T READ" and I walked away. Untold wealth: is that which does not appear on income-tax reports. ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- --------------- You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him. ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------ Overheard: Thanks to the gas shortage I now own a stationary wagon. ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- ---------- Some people are easily entertained. All you have to do is sit down and listen to them. ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- ---------- Unable to think of a suitable gift for his wife, a man asked the salesgirl, "What do you have for a girl who has everything?" "Envy," declared the girl, "Nothing but envy."