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Glasses have an amazing effect on one's vision - especially after they have been filled and emptied several times. ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------- Modern technology has developed a soft drink can which, when discarded, will last forever - and a $5000 car which, when taken care of, will rust out in 2 or 3 years. ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- ----------------------- Triumphant father to mother watching teenage son shoveling sidewalk: I told him I lost the car keys in the snow. ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------ Two physicians met in the parking lot at the end of a long day. "I'm beat," said one. "My patients chew my ear off by the hour. How come you still look so fresh?" "I don't listen," smiled the other physician. ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- - A bore is someone who insists on talking about himself when you want to talk about yourself. ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- ---- "Time sure changes things," said the airline pilot to his copilot. "When I was a boy, I used to sit in a flat bottomed rowboat in that lake down there below us and fish. Every time a plane flew over, I'd look up and wish I were in it. Now, I look down and wish I were fishing. ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- - The encounter group? A great success - found out I'd had Purvis, Simpson, Rogers and Brandon pegged right all the time. ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- ---------- Prov 17:13 He that rendereth evil for good, evil shall not depart his house.