Teacher's Gift
09.13.07 (2:01 pm) [edit]
Gift for Teacher On the last day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The Florist's son brought Flowers. The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy. The liquor owner's son brought up a big heavy box. The teacher lifted it up, and noticed it was leaking a little bit. The teacher touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it. "is it wine?" "No" the little boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked "Is it Champagne?" "No," said the little boy... .."I give up!" she asked "What is it?" the boy replied, "It's a puppy!"
posted by: emerging (reply)
post date: 09.13.07 (6:37 pm)
Yu-uck!!