Ahhh Innocense

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> > > > Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her
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> > > > eighties and had never been married.
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> > > > She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon
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> > >the
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> > > > pastor came to call on her and she showed him
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> > > > into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she
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> > > > prepared tea.
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> > > > As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a
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> > > > cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and
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> > >in
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> > > > the water floated, of all things, a condom!
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> > > > When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor
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> > >tried
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> > > > to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater,
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> > >but
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> > > > soon it got the better of him and He could no longer resist. "Miss
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> > > > Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?"
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> > >pointing to
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> > > > the bowl. "Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking
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> > >through
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> > > > the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.
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> > >The
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> > > > directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would
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> > > > prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all
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> > > > winter."
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> > > > If you don't send this to five OLD friends right away there will be five
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> > > > fewer people smiling in the world.
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Matt.10:38 He who does not take up his cross and follow me, is not worthy of me.