"Only In America"
Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
Only in America...do we award someone $3,000,000 for spilling hot coffee in their own lap.
Only in America...do we have labels on baby strollers to remind people to remove the baby before folding up the stroller...
Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions.
Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America...do banks leave all the doors open and then chain the pens to the counters...
Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless junk in the garage..
Winners and Losers
The Winner is always a part of the answer; The Loser is always a part of the problem.
The Winner always has a program; The Loser always has an excuse.
The Winner says, "Let me do it for you;" The Loser says, "That's not my job."
The Winner sees an answer for every problem; The Loser sees a problem in every answer.
The Winner says, "It may be difficult but it's possible;" The Loser says, "It may be possible but it's too difficult."
"A man can no more diminish God's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word, 'darkness' on the walls of his cell." C.S Lewis