Leno vs Hillary

I guess Hillary won't be a late night guest on Jay Leno show!
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>"Hillary Clinton said that her childhood dream was to be an Olympic
>athlete. But she was not athletic enough.
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>She said she wanted to be an astronaut, but at the time they didn't take
>women.
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>She said she wanted to go into medicine, but hospitals made her woozy.
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>Should she be telling people this story?
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>I mean she's basically saying she wants to be president because she can't
>do anything else."
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>~ Jay Leno
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> "Well, the big story -- Hillary Clinton will be running for president
>in 2008.
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>You know why I think she's running?
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>I think she finally wants to see what it's like to sleep in the president's
>bed."
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>~ Jay Leno
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> "In a fiery speech this weekend, Hillary Clinton wondered why President
>Bush can't find the tallest man in Afghanistan.
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>Probably for the same reason she couldn't find the fattest intern under the
>desk."
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>~ Jay Leno
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> More Leno vs Hillary
> "Former President Bill Clinton said that if his wife, Hillary, is
>elected president, he will do whatever she wants.
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>You know Bill Clinton -- when he makes a vow to Hillary, you can take that
>to the bank."
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>~ Jay Leno
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> "Did you know Bill and Hillary Clinton were born under the same sign?
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>Know what sign?
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>'For Sale.'"
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>~ Jay Leno
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> "A student from the University of Washington has sold his soul on eBay
>for $400. He's a law student, so he probably doesn't need it, but still,
>that's not very much.
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>Today, Hillary Clinton said, 'Hey, at least I got some furniture and a
>Senate seat for mine."
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>~ Leno

> "Hillary Clinton said today that she wants legislation to allow all
>ex-felons to vote.
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>See, this way all the Clinton's former business partners can vote for her
>in 2008."
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Hosea 6:6 For it is love I desire, not sacrice, and knowledge of God rather than holocaus