Redneck MaMa
> A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids...
>
> "WOW," the social worker exclaims," Are they ALL YOURS???"
>
> "Yep they are all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard that
> question a thousand times before. She says, "Sit down Leroy."
>
> All the children rush to find seats.
>
> "Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign up. I'll
>need all your ch! ildren's names."
>
> "This one's my oldest - he is Leroy."
>
> "OK, and who's next?"
>
> "Well, this one he is Leroy, also."
>
> The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the
> oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy.
>
> Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy!
>
> "All right," says the caseworker. "I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL
> named Leroy?"
>
> Their Momma replied,! "Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it is time to
>get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!'
>
> An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they all comes arunnin.'
>
> An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell
> 'Leroy' and all of them stop.! It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin'
>them all Leroy."
>
> The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead
> and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the
> whole bunch?"
>
> "I call them by their last names."
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close
posted by: PirateGirl (reply)
post date: 09.28.07 (5:11 pm)
LOL! ;)
posted by: LadyG (reply)
post date: 09.28.07 (10:14 pm)
LOL barnabus,good one.
posted by: consciousphobic (reply)
post date: 09.29.07 (12:45 am)
:) To Funny!
posted by: froggie (reply)
post date: 09.29.07 (5:42 am)
hahahahahahahahahahaha! That's a hoot!
posted by: Barnabus1 (reply)
post date: 09.29.07 (12:46 pm)
Reply to: froggie Glad you enjoyed it!!!
posted by: Barnabus1 (reply)
post date: 09.29.07 (12:46 pm)
Reply to: consciousphobic Wonder which one is Leroy!! hehe
posted by: Barnabus1 (reply)
post date: 09.29.07 (12:47 pm)
Reply to: consciousphobic Now you can name all your kids Leroy!!! hehe
posted by: Barnabus1 (reply)
post date: 09.29.07 (12:48 pm)
Reply to: LadyG Glad you like them Redneck Mama's!!!!
posted by: Barnabus1 (reply)
post date: 09.29.07 (12:49 pm)
Reply to: PirateGirl Maybe those Pirates could name all their kids Leroy!!! make life easier!! hehe
posted by: gqchpufoud (reply)
post date: 11.22.07 (5:47 pm)
Hello! Good Site! Thanks you! bmzumgirytma
posted by: Barnabus1 (reply)
post date: 11.23.07 (8:56 am)
Reply to: PirateGirl Hey!! glad you enjoyed the 'redneck mama'!!!
posted by: Barnabus1 (reply)
post date: 11.23.07 (8:58 am)
Reply to: LadyG
Thanks!!! I thought the 'redneck mama' was almost too goofy to be funny!! hehe
posted by: Barnabus1 (reply)
post date: 11.23.07 (8:58 am)
Reply to: consciousphobic
Glad you got a kick out of the 'redneck mama'!!! Thanks for the comment!!