THREE MEN ON A HIKE
> > Three men were hiking through a forest when they
> came upon a large
> > raging,
> > violent river. Needing to get to the other side,
> the first man prayed:
> > "God, please give me the strength to cross the
> river."
> >
> > Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and
> he was able to swim
> > across
> > in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
> >
> > After witnessing that, the second man prayed:
> > "God, please give me strength and the tools to
> cross the river"
> >
> > Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and
> strong legs and he was
> > able
> > to row across in about an hour after almost
> capsizing once.
> >
> ; > Seeing what happened to the first two men, the
> third man prayed:
> > "God, please give me the strength, the tools and
> the intelligence to
> > cross
> > the river."
> >
> > Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the
> map, hiked one hundred
> > yards up stream and walked across the bridge!!!!
> >
> > GO AHEAD, SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD
> LAUGH AND TO ANY MAN WHO
> > CAN
> > HANDLE IT!
> >
> > "If at first you don't succeed, do it the way your
> WIFE told you!!!!!!!"