East River People

A guy from eastern South Dakota passed away and left his entire estate to his
beloved widow, but she can't touch it till she's 14.


How do you know when you're staying in an Eastern South Dakota hotel?

When you call the front desk and say, "I got a leak in my sink," and the
clerk replies, "Go ahead."

How can you tell if an Eastern South Dakota redneck is married?
There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.


Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking
age in Eastern South Dakota to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.


What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Eastern South Dakota ?
Documentaries.


An Eastern South Dakota State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-90

and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies " 'Bout wut?"


Did you hear about the NEW $3 million Eastern South Dakota State Lottery?

(Come on - this is funny!)
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.


A new law was recently passed in Eastern South Dakota .
When a couple gets divorced,
they are STILL cousins

Matt 10:22 And you will be hated by all men for my names sake; but he who has persevered to the end will be saved