Cardboard Men
When Cardboard Men Come In Handy
A car gets a flat on the interstate one day. The blonde driver eases it over
onto the shoulder of the road, carefully steps out of the car and opens the
trunk. She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the
rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.
The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies
and private parts to approaching drivers.
Not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled and backed up.
It isn't very long before a police car arrives. The officer, clearly
enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle
yelling, "What's going on here?"
"My car br oke down, officer" says the w oman calmly.
"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the
road?" he asks.
"Helllooooooo!!!!&qu ot; says the blonde. "Those are my emergency flashers!"