Hehe Announcement
03.05.08 (9:59 am) [edit]
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails," "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
posted by: OldSchool (reply)
post date: 03.05.08 (9:08 am)
Funny stuff as usual.
posted by: LadyG (reply)
post date: 03.05.08 (9:41 am)
LOL Barnabus, funny as usual.
posted by: nightbreed (reply)
post date: 03.05.08 (12:20 pm)
are you serious???
posted by: Barnabus1 (reply)
post date: 03.05.08 (12:31 pm)
Reply to: OldSchool
Wasn't sure whether I should post this or not...it's way out of charachter for me!!
posted by: Barnabus1 (reply)
post date: 03.05.08 (12:33 pm)
Reply to: LadyG
Thank you...glad you liked it...almsot didn't publish it!!
posted by: Barnabus1 (reply)
post date: 03.05.08 (12:33 pm)
Reply to: nightbreed
Serious? No Way!!! was a funny, though I was leery of publishing it!!
posted by: nightbreed (reply)
post date: 03.05.08 (2:53 pm)
Reply to: Barnabus1
oh thank goodness! i can just see my 9 year old son walking around with a boner because he accidently bought it..lol
posted by: nightbreed (reply)
post date: 03.06.08 (1:09 pm)
dang.. it's lonely in here
posted by: Barnabus1 (reply)
post date: 03.06.08 (6:09 pm)
Reply to: nightbreed
Yea! it seems nobody sticks around very long!!
posted by: Amqrjanda (reply)
post date: 03.15.08 (1:50 am)
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posted by: Sheidkela (reply)
post date: 03.15.08 (1:50 am)
what money purchases, and is valuable only for purchasing. Money, Premiums given by the public to artists and manufacturers, who