Are you a Redneck?
Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
#You're walking down a
deserted street with your wife
and
two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic
Terrorist with a huge knife
comes
around the corner, locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the
knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a
Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds
before he reaches you and your family. What
do
you do?
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THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:
Democrat's
Answer :
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does
the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that
would inspire
him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife
think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club
and knock
the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about
this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message
does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be
happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would
he be
content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold
on, could my
family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call
9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have
paint and weed day and
make this happier, healthier street that
would
discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to
debate this with
some friends for few days and try to come to a
consensus.
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Republican's
Answer:
BANG!
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Redneck's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG !
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those
the
Winchester
Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '
Son: 'Can I shoot the next
one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist
posted by: nightbreed (reply)
post date: 03.11.08 (2:48 pm)
what if you whip out your co2 pellet gun and whack him with it (cant get a real gun.. i might use it)
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 03.11.08 (2:54 pm)
I guess I'm leaning more to the redneck side
posted by: nightbreed (reply)
post date: 03.11.08 (3:52 pm)
i's ain't no danged red neckkk
posted by: fractalmom (reply)
post date: 03.11.08 (4:02 pm)
ROFLMAO I would definately be in the redneck FAMILY, although i would be a republican. shoot, kill, walk. LOL
posted by: mimi (reply)
post date: 03.11.08 (4:13 pm)
well, i am not a democrat, that's for certain! lololol!
posted by: Barnabus1 (reply)
post date: 03.11.08 (10:50 pm)
Reply to: nightbreed
One can do a lot of damage with a pellet gun!!
posted by: Barnabus1 (reply)
post date: 03.11.08 (10:51 pm)
Reply to: squirrelzone
Yea!! We need bigger guns though!! machine guns!! can put more bullets in them faster!!!
posted by: Barnabus1 (reply)
post date: 03.11.08 (10:51 pm)
Reply to: nightbreed YEA you are!!!!
posted by: Barnabus1 (reply)
post date: 03.11.08 (10:52 pm)
Reply to: fractalmom
Us Rednecks need bigger guns!! how about a howitzer??
posted by: Barnabus1 (reply)
post date: 03.11.08 (10:54 pm)
Reply to: mimi
Know what you mean!! Me neither...but right now I'm not a Republican either!!! Sure as hell won't vote for McCain!! First time ever I don't think I'll even vote!! Disappointed...Disillusioned...Disgusted!!!
posted by: nightbreed (reply)
post date: 03.12.08 (4:28 am)
Reply to: Barnabus1
yeah i know..my son enjoys shooting me in the butt with one..
posted by: nightbreed (reply)
post date: 03.12.08 (4:32 am)
Reply to: Barnabus1
i'm not a red neck..I'm a "purple neck" so ha...juust looked in the mirror..and it was purple (actually was rather white lol)