The FEMA Agent

Official U.S. Government FEMA Water Agent

A U.S. Government FEMA agent stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, 'I need to inspect your farm for your FEMA water allocation.'

The old farmer said, "OK , but don't go in that field over there."

The FEMA Agent said, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me. See this Badge?  This Badge means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?"

The old farmer nodded politely and went about his farm chores. Later, the old farmer heard loud screams and saw the FEMA Agent running for the fence and close behind was the farmer's huge-horned prize bull. The bull was gaining on the FEMA Agent with every step. The Agent was clearly terrified, so the old farmer immediately threw down his tools, ran to the fence and shouted out.....

"Your Badge! Your Badge! Show him your Official U.S. Government FEMA Badge!"