Wise Words
The journey of a thousand miles
begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
It's always darkest before dawn.
So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper,
that's the time to do it.
& nbsp; &n bsp; &nb sp; &nbs p; Never test the depth of the water
& nbsp; &n bsp; &nb sp; &nbs p; with both feet
It may be that your sole purpose in life
is simply to serve as a warning to others.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive,
try missing a couple of car payments.
Before you criticize someone,
you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them,
you're a mile away and
you have their shoes.
If at first you don't succeed,
skydiving is not for you.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else
& nbsp; &n bsp; &nb sp; &nbs p; Don't squat with your spurs on.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Some days you are the bug,
some days you are the windshield.
Good judgment comes from bad experience,
and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
The quickest way to double your money
is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a raindance.
There are two theories to arguing with women.
Neither one works.
Generally speaking,
you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.
Experience
is something you don't get
until just after you need it.
There is no separation between us and God; he is the ground of our being.
posted by: nightbreed (reply)
post date: 03.23.08 (2:45 pm)
dont squat with spurs on.... i'll so remeber that..lol
posted by: teenbaby2931 (reply)
post date: 03.23.08 (6:08 pm)
lol these are funny!!
posted by: Barnabus1 (reply)
post date: 03.24.08 (12:41 pm)
Reply to: nightbreed
If you squat with spurs on...you get to feel what the horse feels...fair deal? (NO!!!)
posted by: Barnabus1 (reply)
post date: 03.24.08 (12:41 pm)
Reply to: teenbaby2931
Thank you!!!
posted by: nightbreed (reply)
post date: 03.24.08 (12:42 pm)
Reply to: Barnabus1
i dont ride horses.. i think it's cruel.. i know i wouldnt like someone trying to ride me (was not meant to sound dirty)
posted by: Barnabus1 (reply)
post date: 03.24.08 (12:44 pm)
Reply to: nightbreed
Ahhhh but horses are meant to be rode!! big strong animal, they seem to enjoy being rode!! though probably not with spurs!! Save the spurs for the Bull riding!!
posted by: nightbreed (reply)
post date: 03.24.08 (12:48 pm)
Reply to: Barnabus1
save a horse (giggles here) ride a cowboy..lol
posted by: nightbreed (reply)
post date: 03.24.08 (12:49 pm)
horses are not meant to be road any more then tigers are..
they are beautiful creatures.. and should be treated with respect...
posted by: Barnabus1 (reply)
post date: 03.24.08 (12:57 pm)
Reply to: nightbreed
Haha!!! Thanks for the laugh!!! Save a horse and ride a cowboy!! Funnnny!!!