Pastor's Business Card
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.
Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10."
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."
"A cheerful heart is good medicine" (Prov. 17:22)
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 03.22.08 (9:02 am)
That's funny :)
posted by: aspiritualguide (reply)
post date: 03.22.08 (9:36 am)
That's funny, remember reading that somewhere
posted by: nightbreed (reply)
post date: 03.22.08 (10:50 am)
now that was funny.....
posted by: Barnabus1 (reply)
post date: 03.22.08 (12:52 pm)
Reply to: squirrelzone Thanks buddy!!!
posted by: Barnabus1 (reply)
post date: 03.22.08 (12:53 pm)
Reply to: aspiritualguide
Probably in the same e-mail I got it in!! hehe
posted by: Barnabus1 (reply)
post date: 03.22.08 (12:54 pm)
Reply to: nightbreed
At least the old gal knew her scripture..to even know how and where to find that!!!
posted by: chrisflea (reply)
post date: 03.22.08 (1:44 pm)
Oh man I love it!
posted by: Barnabus1 (reply)
post date: 03.22.08 (7:24 pm)
Reply to: chrisflea I thought it was really funny! Kind of puts the Pastor in his place!!!
posted by: teenbaby2931 (reply)
post date: 03.23.08 (6:06 pm)
lol nice that was funny!!
posted by: Barnabus1 (reply)
post date: 03.24.08 (12:42 pm)
Reply to: teenbaby2931
I thought it was reall cool!!! and smart of that woman!!!
posted by: SparklingSnow (reply)
post date: 03.28.08 (5:00 am)
That's great! Nice when people can relate to each other and pull quotes or stats from a common source.