The Genie
03.28.08 (12:42 pm) [edit]
Since I didn't get killed so bad yesterday.....
- Ø Ole and Sven were fishing on the Minnesota opener when Sven pulled out a cigar.
> Finding he had no matches, he asked Ole for a light.
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> "Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he replied. Then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.
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> "Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic Lighter in his hands.
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> "Vere dit yew git dat monster??"
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> "Vell," replied Ole, "I got it from my Genie."
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> "You haff a Genie?" Sven asked.
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> "Ya, shure. It 's right here in my tackle box," says Ole.
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> "Could I see him?"
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> Ole opens his tackle box & sure enough, out pops the Genie.
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> Addressing the genie, Sven says, "Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your master.
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> Vill you grant me vun vish?"
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> "Yes, I will," says the Genie.
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> So Sven asks the Genie for a million bucks.
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> The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting there, waiting for his million bucks.
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> Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million ducks....flying directly overhead.
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> Over the roar of the million ducks Sven yells at Ole.
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> "Yumpin' Yimminy, I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"
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> Ole answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie is hart of hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic?"
posted by: soccergurl (reply)
post date: 03.28.08 (12:58 pm)
lol Yea that was funny!!
posted by: bipolarexpress (reply)
post date: 03.28.08 (2:00 pm)
LOL, that was funny
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 03.28.08 (2:20 pm)
That's funny right there.
posted by: chrisflea (reply)
post date: 03.28.08 (10:17 pm)
haha. That's a good one. Maybe they should ask for the genie to get a hearing aid.
posted by: Barnabus1 (reply)
post date: 03.29.08 (12:41 pm)
Reply to: soccergurl Glad you agreed!!!
posted by: Barnabus1 (reply)
post date: 03.29.08 (12:41 pm)
Reply to: bipolarexpress
Like them 10 inch Bic's
posted by: Barnabus1 (reply)
post date: 03.29.08 (12:42 pm)
Reply to: squirrelzone Thanks buddy!!!
posted by: Barnabus1 (reply)
post date: 03.29.08 (12:42 pm)
Reply to: chrisflea
That would be a great wish for the genie!!! Thanks!!!
posted by: bipolarexpress (reply)
post date: 03.29.08 (1:32 pm)
Reply to: Barnabus1
i prefer the 6 inch bics..lol
posted by: chrisflea (reply)
post date: 03.30.08 (3:36 am)
Reply to: Barnabus1
Your Welcome!
posted by: Barnabus1 (reply)
post date: 03.30.08 (7:08 pm)
Reply to: bipolarexpress
Hehe right!!! too much to pack around otherwise!! Don't like looong Bics!!!