EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3 . He didn't get a fair trial
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1.He went into his father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother Was sure He was God
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just
didn't get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was
still work to do.
John 13:35 By this shall everyone know you are my disciples, if you have love, for one another
posted by: bipolarexpress (reply)
post date: 04.01.08 (1:47 pm)
Good points there...just goes to show you that Jesus was for all
posted by: bluebyrd (reply)
post date: 04.01.08 (1:56 pm)
lol that was the best thing I've read in quite a while
posted by: fractalmom (reply)
post date: 04.01.08 (5:14 pm)
now that is one i have never heard barnabus, and i loved it !!1
posted by: mimi (reply)
post date: 04.01.08 (6:39 pm)
I agree that he must have been a woman! LOLOLOL!
posted by: LadyG (reply)
post date: 04.02.08 (12:54 am)
I love this, thanks for sharing.
posted by: Barnabus1 (reply)
post date: 04.02.08 (1:30 pm)
Reply to: bipolarexpress
Amen!! They forgot a few, He was Indian...he was called Chief Cornerstone!
Must be Irish, he's called O'Lord
posted by: Barnabus1 (reply)
post date: 04.02.08 (1:31 pm)
Reply to: bluebyrd
They forgot a few,, that I remember:
Amen!! He must have been Indian...he was called Chief Cornerstone!
He must be Irish, he's called O'Lord
posted by: Barnabus1 (reply)
post date: 04.02.08 (1:33 pm)
Reply to: fractalmom
Great! glad to hear it!!...but...they forgot a few:
Amen!! He must have been Indian...he was called Chief Cornerstone!
He must be Irish, he's called O'Lord
posted by: bipolarexpress (reply)
post date: 04.02.08 (1:33 pm)
Reply to: Barnabus1
lol, your funny
posted by: Barnabus1 (reply)
post date: 04.02.08 (1:33 pm)
Reply to: mimi
I should have added a few to it!
He must have been Indian...he is called Chief Cornerstone!
He must be Irish, he's called O'Lord
posted by: Barnabus1 (reply)
post date: 04.02.08 (1:34 pm)
Reply to: LadyG
The forgot a few, I should have added:
He must have been Indian...he is called Chief Cornerstone!
He must be Irish, he's called O'Lord