Worms

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
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> Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
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> The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
> The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
> The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
> The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
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> At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
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> The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
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> The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead
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> Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead
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> Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.
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> So the Minister asked the congregation -
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> What can you learn from this demonstration?
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> Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,
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> 'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!'
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> That pretty much ended the service
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> I DON'T MAKE 'EM UP, I JUST SEND 'EM.