Confucius says:
... man with tight trousers, pressing his luck.
... man who throw dirt, losing ground.
... man who fishes in other's holes, get crabs.
... he who live in stone house, should not throw glasses.
... cow with no legs, ground beef.
... two wrongs not make right, but two rights make U-turn.
... baby born in car with automatic transmission, grow to become
shiftless.
... bird in hand, make difficult to blow nose.
... finding old man in dark, not hard.
... man trapped in pantry, have ass in jam.
... man who eat too many prunes, get good run for money.
... war not determine who right, war determine who left.
... naked man fear no pickpocket.
... squirrel who run up woman's leg, not find nuts.
... woman who dance wearing jock strap, have make believe ballroom.
... support bacteria, is only culture some people have.
... man who eat too many jellybean, fart in Technicolor.
... man with athletic finger, make broad jump.
... man who speak with forked tongue, should not kiss balloons.
... he who sit on upturned tack, rise above all.
... even greatest of whales, helpless in desert.
... wash face in morning, neck at night.
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 04.07.08 (11:41 am)
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
Man who eat many prunes sit on toilet many moons.
Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
posted by: bipolarexpress (reply)
post date: 04.07.08 (11:46 am)
Reply to: squirrelzone
dang it..that was funny
posted by: bipolarexpress (reply)
post date: 04.07.08 (11:47 am)
I was going to add something witty but got too tickled over squirrels man in pew one..lol
posted by: bipolarexpress (reply)
post date: 04.07.08 (11:47 am)
oh, great post as always ;-)
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 04.07.08 (11:49 am)
Reply to: bipolarexpress
Thank you, those three are my favorite ones :)
posted by: Barnabus1 (reply)
post date: 04.07.08 (11:51 am)
Reply to: squirrelzone
Love it!!! some nice addditions, will add them to it before e-mailing!!!
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 04.07.08 (11:54 am)
Reply to: Barnabus1
Coolio!
posted by: Barnabus1 (reply)
post date: 04.07.08 (11:55 am)
Reply to: bipolarexpress
Thank you!!!! love squirrelzone's additions!! gonna add em for the e-mail!!