Confessions
Four older ladies are sitting around playing bridge. The first lady says, "Hey girls, we have been good friends for too long and there is something I must get off my chest. I am a kleptomaniac. But, don't worry, I have never stolen from you and I never will."
The second lady says, "Well, since we are having true confessions here, I must get something off my chest too. I am a nymphomaniac. But don't worry, I have not hit on your husbands. They don't interest me and never will; we have been friends for too long."
"Well," says the third lady, "I, too, must confess something. I am a lesbian. But do not worry, I will not hit on you. You are not my type. We have been friends too long for me to ruin our friendship."
The fourth lady stands up, says, "I have a confession to make also. I am an uncontrollable gossip, and I have some phone calls to make!"
posted by: mimi (reply)
post date: 04.12.08 (4:07 pm)
cute...very cute...
xoxo
posted by: bipolarexpress (reply)
post date: 04.12.08 (4:49 pm)
hahahahhahaha
posted by: undergrace (reply)
post date: 04.12.08 (4:59 pm)
LOL....are you a comedian?
posted by: Barnabus1 (reply)
post date: 04.13.08 (1:17 pm)
Reply to: mimi
I thought so too!!
posted by: Barnabus1 (reply)
post date: 04.13.08 (1:18 pm)
Reply to: bipolarexpress
Amen to that!! I thought it was a riot also!!!
posted by: Barnabus1 (reply)
post date: 04.13.08 (1:18 pm)
Reply to: undergrace
Nop...no commedian here...just like funny things!!