Murphy's Lesser Known Rules
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.
2. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
3. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
4. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
5. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
6. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be
stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the
fog.
7. The things that come to those who wait will be the old junk left
by those who got there first.
8. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
9. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
10. When you go into court, you are putting yourself into the hands
of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of Jury Duty.
Let us go often to the foot of the cross.... We shall learn there what God has done for us, and what we aught to do for him.
posted by: timm17 (reply)
post date: 04.21.08 (9:07 am)
hey barnabus1- really enjoyed your blog on "murphys
laws" in particular numbers 7 and 10. Great blog Barnabus
and keep up the good work.
Timm17
posted by: barnabus1 (reply)
post date: 04.21.08 (9:23 am)
Hehe Thanks!!!!
posted by: LadyG (reply)
post date: 04.21.08 (10:14 am)
LOL barnabus, got to pass these on.
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 04.21.08 (10:19 am)
Number 10 is my favorite.
posted by: barnabus1 (reply)
post date: 04.21.08 (12:22 pm)
Reply to: LadyG
Be my guest!!! pass on in any way you wish...I freely received soooo....
posted by: barnabus1 (reply)
post date: 04.21.08 (12:23 pm)
Reply to: squirrelzone
Yea! that's a sad commentary isn't it???!!!!
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 04.21.08 (12:54 pm)
Reply to: barnabus1
It certainly is.