Spike
Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a
repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day,
she told the repairman, 'I'll leave the key under the
mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the
counter, and I'll mail you a check .'
'Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He
won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under
ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!' 'I REPEAT; DO
NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!'
When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the
following day, he discovered the biggest , meanest
looking dog he has ever seen. But, just as she had
said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching
the repairman go about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time
with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling.
Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any
longer and yelled, 'Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!'
To which the parrot replied, 'Get him, Spike!'
It's the little things that sometimes prove insurmountable in our lives, and we stumble and fall
posted by: PirateGirl (reply)
post date: 04.22.08 (5:50 pm)
This one is hilarious! :D
posted by: barnabus1 (reply)
post date: 04.22.08 (8:58 pm)
Reply to: PirateGirl
Yea! I got a large charge out of it too!!!
posted by: ravensrain (reply)
post date: 04.22.08 (9:59 pm)
the little things that become insurmountable if you do not have a LARGE vision and REACH for the stars and KEEP going.
posted by: LadyG (reply)
post date: 04.23.08 (1:25 am)
LOL, got to share this one barnabus.
posted by: barnabus1 (reply)
post date: 04.23.08 (11:17 am)
Reply to: LadyG
Go right ahead LadyG!!!
posted by: barnabus1 (reply)
post date: 04.23.08 (11:23 am)
Reply to: ravensrain
Right!! but ..it's true..it's usually the little things that cause our daily falls!!
posted by: auntconi (reply)
post date: 04.25.08 (9:55 pm)
hehehe ~ don't know HOW I missed this one!
"'Get him, Spike!'" LOL