Poems you will like
04.29.08 (1:31 pm) [edit]
WOMAN'S LOVE POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MAN'S LOVE POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with
Huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
And loves to send me fishing and hunting. This
Doesn't rhyme and I don't give a damn
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 04.29.08 (1:19 pm)
Sounds like the perfect match for the womans poem is another woman...............
posted by: barnabus1 (reply)
post date: 04.29.08 (3:09 pm)
Reply to: squirrelzone
Seems to me she wants a slave...not a man!!!
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 04.29.08 (3:10 pm)
Reply to: barnabus1
I think you nailed that exactly right. The man poem is just about tight.
posted by: LadyG (reply)
post date: 04.30.08 (8:28 am)
I think you nailed it barnabus.
posted by: barnabus1 (reply)
post date: 04.30.08 (1:23 pm)
Reply to: LadyG
Haha Thanks LadyG!!!