Too much hootchie pop??

1. Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't hve

1. The other car collided with mine without giving warning of it's intention.

1.  I thought my window was down, but I found out it was up when I put my head through it.

1.  I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.

1.  A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.

1.  A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

1.  The guy was all over the road, I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.  

1.  I pulled away from the side of the road,  glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment.

1.  I attempted to kill a fly, and I drove into a telephone pole.

1.  I had been shopping for plants all day, and was on my way home.  As I reached the intersection, a hedge sprang up obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.

1.  I had been driving for forty years,  when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.

1.  I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble and my universal joint gave way, causing me to have an accident.

1.  As I approached the intersection, a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.

1.  To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.

1.  My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.

1.  An invisible car came out of nowhere,  struck my car and vanished. (Gotta look out for those invisible cars!!)

1.  I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat, found that I had a fractured skull.

1.  I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.  (Gotta help them along!)

1.  The pedestrian had no idea which way to run, so I ran over him.

1.  I saw a slow moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car.

1. In indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.

1.  I was thrown from the car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray dogs.

1.  The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve  out of it's way when it struck my front end. 

     Let us go to Jesus with great confidence every time we sin.