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| The 10 Best Caddie Come Back Lines of the Year: |
| 06.26.09 (9:38 am) [edit] |
#10. Golfer,"Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake." Caddie, "Think you can keep your head down that long?" #9. Golfer, "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course." Caddie, "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth.." #8. Golfer, "Do you think my game is improving?" Caddie, "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now." #7. Golfer, "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?" Caddie, "Eventually." #6. Golfer, "You've got to be the worst caddie in the world." Caddie, "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence." #5. Golfer, "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction." Caddie, "It's not a watch - it's a compass." #4. Golfer, "How do you like my game?" Caddie, "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf." #3. Golfer, "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?" Caddie, "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day." #2. Golfer, "This is the worst course I've ever played on." Caddie, "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago." And - the # 1 "Best Caddie Comment": Golfer, "That can't be my ball, it's too old," Caddie, "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir." |
posted by: Ladyg (reply)
post date: 06.26.09 (3:13 pm)
LOL.