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| On The Lighter Side..... |
| 10.14.09 (9:29 am) [edit] |
> > A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each> > other the silent treatment. > > Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, > > He would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning > > business flight. > > Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a > > piece of paper, > > 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM ' > > He left it where he knew she would find it. > > The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM > > and he had missed his flight. > > furious, he was about to go and > > see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by > > the bed. > > The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.' > > Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. > > > > WIFE VS. HUSBAND > > > > A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. > > An earlier discussion had led to an argument and > > neither of them wanted to concede their position. > > As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, > > the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?' > > 'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws'' > > > > WOMEN'S REVENGE.. > > 'Cash, cheque or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to > > purchase. > > As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television > > set in her purse. > > 'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' > > I asked. > > 'No,' she replied, ' but my husband refused to come shopping with me, > > and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.' > > > > > > UNDERSTANDING WOMEN.. > > (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) > > > > I know I'm not going to understand women. > > I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, > > pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, > > and still be afraid of a spider.. > > > > > > W O R D S.. > > > > A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a > > day... > > 30,000 to a man's 15,000. > > The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat > > everything to men... > > The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?' > > > > > > > > CREATION.. > > > > A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be > > so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. > > ' The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain. > > God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me. > > God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !!! > > > > > > WHO DOES WHAT.. > > > > A man and his wife were having an argument about who > > should brew the coffee each morning. > > The wife said, 'You should do it, because you get up first, > > and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.' > > The husband said, ' You are in charge of cooking around here and > > you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my > > coffee.' > > Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible > > that the man should do the coffee.' > > Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.' > > So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament > > and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed > > says..........'HEBREWS' > > > > God may have created man before woman, > > but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.. |