A lawyer boarded a plane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to refrigerate them for him.

He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible, mentioning he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant on of what would happen if she let them thaw out.

Needless to say, she was annoyed.

Shortly before landing in New York , she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them.

Two Lessons Here:

1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they like to think.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as some like to think.

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shall not lie with mankind as with womankind,
because it is an abomination.