Daddy, how was I born?

A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'

The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

Scroll down...You'll love this ....

You've Got Male!

I really take These Scriptures seriously!! I always just gave em a check once a month,

I still do, but added to it, by putting a couple dollars in each week also, 1 for me and 1 for

someone who came empty handed!!

Ex. 23:15...and you shall not appear before me empty....(ie...collection plate)

Ex. 34:20 Neither shall you appear before me empty (reinforced!!)