A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, then the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me." The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much. The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry , it's entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab......
I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years.

Lena passed away and Ole called 911. The 911 operator told Ole that she would send someone out right away. "Where do you live?" asked the operator. Ole replied, "at the end of Eucalyptus Drive." The operator asked, "could you spell that for me?" There was a long pause and finally Ole said, "How about if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up dere?"

Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual cup of coffee listening to the weather report coming over the radio. "There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today and snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the odd numbered side of the streets." Ole got up from his coffee and replies, "Well, okay." Two days later, again they are both sitting down enjoying their coffee and the weather forecast is, "There will be 2 to 4 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the even numbered side of the streets." Ole got up from his coffee and replies, "well okay" Three days later they are both sitting down with their cup of coffee and the weather forecast is," "There will be 6 to 8 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your car on the...." and then the power went off and Ole didn't get the rest of the message. He says to Lena, What am I going to do now Lena?" Lena replies, "Aw, Ole, just leave the car in the garage today."

Deuteronomy 10:22 In 70 souls thy fathers went down into Egypt

(Same # as Disciples sent out) and behold now the Lord thy God has
multiplied you as the stars of heaven.