If we have to tolerate their wild health care plan that will break the country, the congressmen and women should have to join us. The seem to think they are the privileged few, and we the peasants.
Please read and act, only takes a minute! On Tuesday, the Senate health committee voted 12-11 in favor of a two-page amendment courtesy of Republican Tom Coburn that would require all Members and their staffs to enroll in any new government-run health plan. It took me less than a minute to sign up to require our congressmen and senators to drink at the same trough! Three cheers for Congressman John Fleming of Louisiana !
Congressman John Fleming ( Louisiana physician) has proposed an amendment that would require congressmen and senators to take the same healthcare plan they force on us (under proposed legislation they are curiously exempt).
Please urge as many people as you can to do the same!
If Congress forces this on the American people, the Congressmen should have to accept the same level of health care for themselves and their families. To do otherwise is the height of hypocrisy!
YAY!!!!!! Finally!!!!! A Hopeful chance to Reform the FDA Please sign this petition!!! Maybe we can get them back to Protecting the Public....instead of Big Pharma!! Right now this is the only game in town , let's show them huge numbers, in favor of them doing what they are supposed to do...instead of Rubber Stamping Big Pharma, and the People be dammed!!!! Right now this is the only shot we have....let's go for it!!!!!! Let's try and cut them off from the population reduction movement, they are so eager to do!!! Do or Die time folks!!!! Please FW to all in your e-mail list!!! Let's show up in huge numbers!!!
The American Association for Health Freedom (AAHF) is calling the FDA out on its shoddy performance.
The FDA may have been paying a lot of lip service to transparency lately, but their lax ways are putting us all at risk. On October 26, the Government Accountability Office released a report showing that the FDA often allows drugs to remain on the market after follow-up trials show they don't work. The "fast-track drug-approval process" makes it easy for unproven drugs to reach millions of consumers. And Cocoa Krispies proudly carry the label "Now helps support your child's IMMUNITY."
It's time for FDA reform. AAHF has a petition calling for change. This petition will be delivered to Congress, letting them know that we're sick of money coming before our health.
A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon.
Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.
The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.
He put on his shoes and drove home.
'Where have you been?' his wife demanded.
'I can't lie to you,' he replied,
'I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon.'
She looked down at his shoes and said:
'You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!'
The 2nd Affair
A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son.
They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.
The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.
The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.
He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.
He told his wife: 'There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?'
The wife smiled sweetly and replied: 'No, not this time!'
The 3rd Affair
A mortician was working late one night.
He examined the body of Mr. Bob, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Bob had the largest private part he had ever seen!
'I'm sorry Mr. Bob,' the mortician commented, 'I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity.'
So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home.
'I have something to show you won't believe,' he said to his wife, opening his briefcase.
'My God!' the wife exclaimed, 'Bob is dead!'
The 4th Affair
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
'Hurry,' she said, 'stand in the corner.'
She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.
'Don't move until I tell you,' she said. 'Pretend you're a statue.'
'What's this?' the husband inquired as he entered the room.
'Oh it's a statue,' she replied. 'The Smiths bought one and I liked it so I got one for us, too.'
No more was said, not even when they went to bed.
Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned! with a sandwich and a beer..
'Here,' he said to the statue, have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smiths and nobody offered me a damned thing.'
The 5th Affair
A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.
'Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent.'
'One Cent?' the man exclaimed.
He glanced at the menu and asked: 'How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?'
'A nickel,' the barman replied.
'A nickel?' exclaimed the man. 'Where's the guy who owns this place?'
The bartender replied: 'Upstairs, with my wife.'
The man asked: 'What's he doing upstairs with your wife?'
The bartender replied: 'The same thing I'm doing to his business down here.'
The 6th Affair
Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.
He looked up and said weakly: 'I have something I must confess.'
'There's no need to, 'his wife replied...
'No,' he insisted, 'I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!'
'I know,' she replied. 'Now just rest and let the poison work.'
Industry's Dirty Tricks Posted by: Dr. Mercola November 26 2009 | 6,278 views
As a sobering example of how members of Congress can be spoon-fed the views and even the exact words of high-powered lobbying firms, consider remarks inserted into the Congressional Record after the debate and vote on health care reform in the House.
Statements by more than a dozen lawmakers were ghostwritten, in whole or in part, by Washington lobbyists working for Genentech, one of the world's largest biotechnology companies.
E-mail messages obtained by The New York Times show that the lobbyists drafted one statement for Democrats and another for Republicans.
The lobbyists, employed by Genentech and by two Washington law firms, were remarkably successful in getting the statements printed in the Congressional Record under the names of different members of Congress.
The apparent goal was to show that, even though there were sharp divisions between the parties on the overall reform bill (only one Republican voted for it), there was bipartisan support for provisions relating to drugs produced by the biotechnology industry. One provision, for example, would allow generic competition to expensive biological drugs but only after the original manufacturer had enjoyed 12 years of exclusive use, a generous period by anyone's standards.
Asked about the Congressional statements, a lobbyist close to Genentech said: "This happens all the time. There was nothing nefarious about it."
More than half of the coastline of the entire United States is in Alaska . (I disagree!)
Amazon
The Amazon rainforest produces more than 20% the world's oxygen supply.
The Amazon River pushes so much water into the Atlantic Ocean that, more than one hundred miles at sea off the mouth of the river, one can dip fresh water out of the ocean. The volume of water in the Amazon river is greater than the next eight largest rivers in the world combined and three times the flow of all rivers in the United States .
Antarctica
Antarctica is the only land on our planet that is not owned by any country.
Ninety percent of the world's ice covers Antarctica . This ice also represents seventy percent of all the fresh water in the world. As strange as it sounds, however, Antarctica is essentially a desert. The average yearly total precipitation is about two inches Although covered with ice (all but 0..4% of it, ice.), Antarctica is the driest place on the planet, with an absolute humidity lower than the Gobi desert.
Brazil
Brazil got its name from the nut, not the other way around.
Canada
Canada has more lakes than the rest of the world combined. Canada is an Indian word meaning ' Big Village .'
Chicago
Next to Warsaw , Chicago has the largest Polish population in the world.
Detroit
Woodward Avenue in Detroit, Michigan, carries the designation M-1, so named because it was the first paved road anywhere.
Damascus, Syria
Damascus, Syria, was flourishing a couple of thousand years before Rome was founded in 753 BC, making it the oldest continuously inhabited city in existence.
Istanbul, Turkey
Istanbul, Turkey, is the only city in the world located on two continents.
Los Angeles
Los Angele's full name is El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de Los Angeles de Porciuncula -- and can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size: L.A.
New York City
The term 'The Big Apple' was coined by touring jazz musicians of the 1930's who used the slang expression 'apple' for any town or city. Therefore, to play New York City is to play the big time - The Big Apple.
There are more Irish in New York City than in Dublin , Ireland ; more Italians in New York City than in Rome, Italy ; and more Jews in New York City than in Tel Aviv, Israel .
Ohio
There are no natural lakes in the state of Ohio , everyone is manmade.
Pitcairn Island
The smallest island with country status is Pitcairn in Polynesia , at just 1.75 sq. miles/4,53 sq. km.
Rome
The first city to reach a population of 1 million people was Rome , Italy in 133 B.C. There is a city called Rome on every continent.
Siberia
Siberia contains more than 25% of the world's forests.
S.M.O.M .
The actual smallest sovereign entity in the world is the Sovereign Military Order of Malta (S.M.O.M). It is located in the city of Rome, Italy, has an area of two te nn is courts, and as of 2001 has a population of 80, 20 less people than the Vatican. It is a sovereign entity under international law, just as the Vatican is.
Sahara Desert
In the Sahara Desert , there is a town named Tidikelt , Algeria , which did not receive a drop of rain for ten years.
Technically though, the driest place on Earth is in the valleys of the Antarctic near Ross Island . There has been no rainfall there for two million years..
Spain
Spain literally means 'the land of rabbits.'
St. Paul , Mi nn esota
St. Paul, Mi nn esota , was originally called Pig's Eye after a man named Pierre 'Pig's Eye' Parrant who set up the first business there.
Roads
Chances that a road is unpaved in the U.S.A : 1%, in Canada : 75%
Russia
The deepest hole ever drilled by man is the Kola Superdeep Borehole, in Russia .. It reached a depth of 12,261 meters (about 40,226 feet or 7.62 miles). It was drilled for scientific research and gave up some unexpected discoveries, one of which was a huge deposit of hydrogen - so massive that the mud coming from the hole was "boiling" with it.
United States
The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one-mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.
Waterfalls
The water of Angel Falls (the World's highest) in Venezuela drops 3,212 feet (979 meters). They are 15 times higher than Niagara Falls .
I have always said , you should learn something new every day.
Unfortunately, many of us are at that age where what we learn today, we forget tomorrow.
But, give it a shot anyway
Chronicles 28:9 For the Lord searches all hearts, and understands all thoughts of minds
The Fix There recently was an article in the St. Petersburg Fl. Times. The Business Section asked readers for ideas on: "How Would You Fix the Economy?" I think this guy nailed it! ------------------------- ----------- Dear Mr. President,
Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy. Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan. You can call it "The Patriotic Retirement Plan":
There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:
1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.
2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.
3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.
It can't get any easier than that!!
P.S. If more money is needed, have all members in Congress pay their taxes...
Mr. President, while you're at it, make Congress retire on Social Security and Medicare. I'll bet both programs would be fixed pronto!
If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know.
'Twas the month before Christmas > > MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE. > > 'Twas the month before Christmas > When all through our land > Not a Christian was praying nor taking a stand. > See the PC Police had taken away, > The reason for Christmas - no one could say. > The children were told by their schools not to sing, > About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things. > It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say > December 25th is just a 'Holiday'. > Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit > Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it! > CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod > Something was changing, something quite odd! > Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa > In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda. > As Targets were hanging their trees upside down > At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found. > At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears > You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touchyour ears. > Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty > Are words that were used to intimidate me. > Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen > On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton ! > At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter > To eliminate Jesus, in all public matter. > And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith > Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace > The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded > The reason for the season, stopped before it started. > So as you celebrate 'Winter Break' under your 'Dream Tree' > Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me.. > Choose your words carefully, choose what you say > Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS, not Happy Holiday! > Please, all Christians join together and wish everyone you meet MERRY > CHRISTMAS > Christ is The Reason for the Christ-mas Season!
For God and Country Those of you who live in Vermont have a great Representative!
Finally ..... A Sensible Gun Registration Plan That Will Work
Vermont State Rep. Fred Maslack has read the Second Amendment to the U.S.Constitution, as well as Vermont 's own Constitution very carefully, and his strict interpretation of these documents is popping some eyeballs in New England and elsewhere.
Maslack recently proposed a bill to register "non-gun-owners" ; and require them to pay a $500 fee to the state. Thus Vermont would become the first state to require a permit for the luxury of going about unarmed and assess a fee of $500 for the privilege of not owning a gun.
Maslack read the "militia" phrase of the Second Amendment as not only affirming the right of the individual citizen to bear arms, but as a clear mandate to do so. He believes that universal gun ownership was advocated by the Framers of the Constitution as an antidote to a "monopoly of force" by the government as well as criminals.
Vermont 's constitution states explicitly that "the people have a right to bear arms for the defense of themselves and the State" and those persons who are "conscientiously scrupulous of bearing arms" shall be required to "pay such equivalent." Clearly, says Maslack, Vermonters have a constitutional obligation to arm themselves, so that they are capable of responding to "any situation that may arise."
Under the bill, adults who choose not to own a firearm would be required to register their name, address, Social Security Number, and driver's license number with the state. "There is a legitimate government interest in knowing who is not prepared to defend the state should they be asked to do so," Maslack says.
Vermont already boasts a high rate of gun ownership along with the least restrictive laws of any state .. it's currently the only state that allows a citizen to carry a concealed firearm without a permit. This combination of plenty of guns and few laws regulating them has resulted in a crime rate that is the third lowest in the nation.
" America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system, but too early to shoot the bastards."
This makes sense! There is no reason why gun owners should have to pay taxes to support police protection for people not wanting to own guns. Let them contribute their fair share and pay their own way.
Please read, even if you are an Obama fan. It is legitimate, written by respected, Lou Prichett, formerly of Proctor and Gamble. Lou Pritchett is one of corporate America 's true living legends- an acclaimed author, dynamic teacher and one of the world's highest rated speakers.
Successful corporate executives everywhere recognize him as the foremost leader in change management. Lou changed the way America does business by creating an audacious concept that came to be known as "partnering." Pritchett rose from soap salesman to Vice-President, Sales and Customer Development for Procter and Gamble and over the course of 36 years, made corporate history.
_________________________ _________________________ _____ AN OPEN LETTER TO PRESIDENT OBAMA
Dear President Obama:
You are the thirteenth President under whom I have lived and unlike any of the others, you truly scare me.
You scare me because after months of exposure, I know nothing about you.
You scare me because I do not know how you paid for your expensive Ivy League education, your upscale lifestyle and housing with no visible signs of support.
You scare me because you did not spend the formative years of youth growing up in America and culturally, you are not an American.
You scare me because you have never run a company or met a payroll.
You scare me because you have never had military experience, thus don't understand it at its core.
You scare me because you lack humility and 'class', always blaming others.
You scare me because for over half your life you have aligned yourself with radical extremists who hate America and you refuse to publicly denounce these radicals who wish to see America fail.
You scare me because you are a cheerleader for the 'blame America ' crowd and deliver this message abroad.
You scare me because you want to change America to a European style socialist country where the government sector dominates instead of the private sector.
You scare me because you want to replace our health care system with a government controlled one.
You scare me because you prefer 'wind mills' to responsibly capitalizing on our own vast oil, coal and shale reserves.
You scare me because you want to kill the American capitalist goose that lays the golden egg which provides the highest standard of living in the world.
You scare me because you have begun to use 'extortion' tactics against certain banks and corporations.
You scare me because your own political party shrinks from challenging you on your wild and irresponsible spending proposals.
You scare me because you will not openly listen to or even consider opposing points of view from intelligent people.
You scare me because you falsely believe that you are both omnipotent and omniscient. You scare me because the media gives you a free pass on everything you do.
You scare me because you demonize and want to silence the Limbaugh's, Hannity's, O'Reilly's and Beck's who offer opposing, conservative points of view.
You scare me because you prefer controlling over governing.
Finally, you scare me because if you serve a second term I will probably not feel safe in writing a similar letter in 8 years.
Deadlier than Cocaine, Heroin, and the Swine Flu? Dr. Mercola Addiction to prescription painkillers - which kill thousands of Americans a year - has become a largely unrecognized epidemic, experts say. In fact, prescription drugs cause most of the more than 26,000 fatal overdoses each year, says Leonard Paulozzi of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.
The number of overdose deaths from opioid painkillers - opium-like drugs that include morphine and codeine - more than tripled from 1999 to 2006, to 13,800 deaths that year, according to recently released CDC statistics.
In the past, most overdoses were due to illegal narcotics, such as heroin, with most deaths in big cities. Prescription painkillers have now surpassed heroin and cocaine however, as the leading cause of fatal overdoses, Paulozzi says.
Experts say it's easy to see why so many Americans are abusing painkillers. As Americans age and carry extra pounds, more are asking for pain relief to cope with joint problems, back pain and other ailments.
Commercial from the 50's...You won't believe this!
Killer diabetes drug Byetta has once again been linked to severe organ damage and death... and the FDA has once again made them (can you guess?) change the warning label.
Last year, it was increased risk of hemorrhagic pancreatitis (which caused several deaths) that got added to the label. This year, it's kidney problems - including 62 cases of acute kidney failure - which can be fatal.
What will it take for the FDA to stop messing around with the label and pull this dangerous drug from the market? I hope the answer isn't thousands of deaths.
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate. **********************
America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. **********************
Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. **********************
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? A: A fund raiser. **********************
Q: What do Vanilla Ice, Eminem and Barack Obama have in common? A: They all made careers pretending to be black men. **********************
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary? A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. ********************** Q: What's the difference between Simba and Obama? A: Simba is an African lion while Obama is a lyin African. **********************
On Halloween you put on a false face and trick people. This year Barack Obama is going as - Barack Obama. **********************
If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and It started to sink, who would be saved? .... America ! **********************
Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo? A: Bo has papers.
The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is met at the Pearly Gates, by St. Peter himself. However the gates are closed. St. Peter said, "Well it's certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must tell you though, this place is filling up fast, and we have ben adminsitering an entrance examination for everyone. The test is short, but you have to pass it before you can get into Heaven." Forrest responds, "It sure is good to be here, St. Peter, Sir. But nobody ever told me about an entrance exam. I sure hope the test ain't too hard. Life was a big enough test to pass as it was." St. Peter continued, "Yes, I know Forrest, but the test is only three questions. First, what two days of the week begin with T? Second, How many seconds are there in a year? Third, What is God's name?" Forrest leaves to think the questions over. He returns the next day snd sees St. Peter, who waves him up to hear the answers. Forrest says,"Well the first one, which two days begins with the letter T? Shucks, that one is easy. That would be today and tomorrow." The Saint's eyes opened wide and he exclaimed, "Forrest, that is not what I was thinking, but you have a point, and I guess I did not specify, so I will give you credit for that answer. How about the next one?" "How many seconds in a year? Now that one is harder," replied Forrest,, "but I thunk and thunk about that, and I guess the only answer can be twelve." Astounded, St. Peter said, "Twelve? Forrest, how in Heavens name could you come up with twelve seconds in a year?" Forrest replied , "Shucks, there's got to be twelve: January 2nd, Feburary 2nd, March 2nd..." "Hold it, interrupts St. Peter, "I can see where you are going with this, and I see your point, though that wasn't quite what I had in mind ...But Iwill have to give you credit for that one, too. Let us go on to the third and final question. Can you tell me God's first name?" "Sure" Forrest replied, "it's Andy." "Andy? exclaimed an exasperated and frutrated St. Peter. "Shucks, said Forrest, That was the easiest one of all, I learnt it from the song, ANDY WALKS WITH ME, ANDY TALK WITH ME, ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN." St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates and said, "Run Forrest Run!"
4 Kings 23:7 He destroyed also the pavilions of the effeminate, which were in the house of the Lord...
US President AGAIN Bowing before foreigners!!! Embarrassing his host!!!!! The Significance Of The Bow: Obama Is A House Servant For The Global Elite President's body language proves his fealty to generationally inbred and racist royalty of the world The predictable response to criticism surrounding Obama’s botched bow to Emperor Akihito this weekend has been to claim that the outrage is a contrived creation of the political right-wing. However, the Japanese themselves are obviously just as embarrassed about the whole spectacle. Paul Joseph Watson Monday, November 16, 2009 The predictable response to criticism surrounding Obama’s botched bow to Emperor Akihito this weekend has been to claim that the outrage is a contrived creation of the political right-wing. However, the Japanese themselves are obviously just as embarrassed about the whole spectacle. Despite the fact that Obama was widely criticized for bowing to King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia, an incident the White House ludicrously tried to deny even though it was plain as day on video, he again prostrated himself before royalty by awkwardly lurching forward at a near 90 degree angle to show his fealty to the Japanese Emperor and his wife at the Imperial Palace on Saturday. Top Japanese newspapers like Kyodo have refused to print the image out of embarrassment. Video footage of the entire exchange shows Obama profusely bowing like a house servant no less than seven times in the space of under 30 seconds. +++++++++++++++++++++++++ +++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++++ And this is the Commander-In-Chief of our Armed Forces......... OUTRAGE!!!! The POTUS at Ft. Hood, Nov. 11, 2009..."honoring" the 14 dead (an unborn child...was the 14th!) at the hands of a Muslim home grown terrorist!!! Any questions about the allegiance of the Usurper and who he will stand with "should the political winds of change shift in an ugly direction?" (Barack Hussein Obama in his book, Audacity of Hope) The Crotch Salute Returns
Getting Out Of Bed A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring Cut off from his willy. According to the attending Nurse, the girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his willy while he was asleep.
I don't know what's worse:
1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring Got on your willy.
3) Or finding out your willy fits through your Wedding Ring !
This is a quiz. Click on "Dining Out In The World" below, then select your answer by clicking on the twirling utensil. It will give you the correct answer, then move to the next country.
Weekly...or weakly Funny's How do you decide who to marry? a 10 year old lad was asked "You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips aNd dip coming."
The business man dragged himself home and barely made it to his chair before he dropped exhausted. His sympathetic wife was right there wilt a tall cool drink and a comforting word. "MY, you look tired," she said. "You must have had a hard day today. What happened to make you so exhausted?" "It was terrible," her husband said. "The computer broke down and we all had to do our own thinking!"
Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. "That's it," he tells his wife. I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has got so bad...Once I hit the ball, I can't see where it went." His wife sympathizes. As they sit down she says, "why don't you take my brother with you, and give it one more try?" "That's no good" sighs Arthur. "your brother is a hundred and three. He can't help." "He may be a hundred and three." says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect!" So the next day Arthur heads off to the golf course with the brother in law. He tees up, takes a almighty swing and squints down the fairway. He turns to the brother in law. "Did you see the ball?" "Of course I did," says the brother in law. "I have perfect eyesight" "Where did it go? asks Arthur. "I can't remember."
Deuteronomy 32:29O that you would be wise and would understand, and would provide for thy last end.
1. Tell President Obama to Rescind Dangerous, Unnecessary Health Emergency giving unprecedented powers to Secretary Sebelius to set us a medical internment system without appeal or protections. Take this item once for every member of your household:
This woman has totally sold out the American People, When she signed the document that says Big Pharma cannot be sued for any damages their "swinee flu" shot does...So they have no incentive to make it safe at all!! She sold us down the river, to guarantee their big profits...at our expense!!!!
"Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain."
An old prospector shuffled into town leading an old tired mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon in town to clear his parched throat.
He walked up to the saloon and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.
The young gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying, 'Hey old man, have you ever danced?'
The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, 'No, I never did dance,just never wanted to.'
A crowd had gathered quickly and the gunslinger grinned and said, 'Well, you old fool, you're gonna' dance now,' and started shooting at the old man's feet. The old prospector in order to not get a toe blow off or his boots perforated was soon hopping around like a flea on a hot skillet and everybody was laughing fit to be tied.
When the last bullet had been fired the young gunslinger, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon. The old man turned to his pack mule, pulled out a double barreled shotgun, and cocked both hammers back. The loud, audible double clicks carried clearly through the desert air.
The crowd stopped laughing immediately. The young gunslinger heard the sounds, too, and he turned around very slowly. The quiet was almost deafening.
The crowd watched as the young gunman stared at the old timer and the large gaping holes of those twin barrels. He found it hard to swallow. The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in the old man's hands.
The old man said, 'Son, did you ever kiss a mule's ass?'
The boy bully swallowed hard and said, 'No. But I've always wanted to.'
There are two lessons for us all: 1. Don't waste ammunition. 2. Don't mess with old people.